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From That’s Nerdalicious!: Oh yes, you can make your very own Blizzard at home using this official Dairy Queen Blizzard maker. It comes with packets of mix and Pop Rocks, but after that is exhausted you can use the machine to make your own unholy creations (throw in some chocolate covered bacon bits perhaps?)

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You think your ice cream guy is creepy? Well, Satan got himself a ice cream truck and he is dispensing treats made with pure evil. Unfortunately, he was busy giving Jay Leno back the Tonight show and he forgot all about his latest batch. As you can see by the eyes, they came out a little mentally challenged—but evil nonetheless.

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Forget the flask, no one will suspect you are a raging drunk if you sip your favorite alcoholic beverage from one of these swirl cone cups.

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Wake yourself up in the shower every morning with a little ice cream. Unlike normal ice cream that melts all over you and makes a mess, these ice cream soap bars will do a fine job of cleaning you up. Not only do you get the look of ice cream, the aroma of these will remind you of their delicious flavor as well. And since it is unavoidable that some kid will take a bite out of them, they are totally harmless if swallowed. I may even be tempted myself.

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Something like a Lighter Watch is great for adults, but what about the kids? The obvious answer would be this Ice Cream Cone Lighter. Now they can carry around their innocent looking ice cream cone and still have a lighter handy. Maybe a party favor for your young son’s next birthday.

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