There needs to be a way to have a tropical drink without having to put a feminine umbrella into it. The Tropical Ice is your answer. Its realistic looking trunk and ice-shaped leaves will chill your drink and put images of warm beaches and scantily clad women into your head.
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If you want to track down some geriatric vampires, break out your “Cold Blooded” ice trays. Simply walk around with these icy toofers in your beverage and wait for people to ask where you were able to find “Fang Efferdent”… Bingo. Additional ice weirdness is pictured after the break.
Finding a piece of art that is also functional is not easy, but this Melting Ice Bucket covers both requirements. You know it is fine art because it will cost you a bundle. Just in case you have no money left to buy any actual champagne, the set includes a fake bottle of Dom Ruinart champagne filled with water.
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What’s lamer than being an actual magician? This Top Hat Ice Bucket will let you pretend to be a magician pulling a rabbit out of a hat every time someone needs some ice for their drink.
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This “Ice Ice Kitty” tray can have up to nine ice kittens suckling at her silicone teats at any given time, so you can rest assured that you’ll always have enough cats to keep your glass of swill cold and watered down, just how you like it. Just make sure you keep filling the the tray so she can give birth to another litter of ice babies…Dad.
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Romance is a bottle of Red Bull and Champagne in a Dr. Who Tardis Ice bucket.
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Stewie-shaped ice cubes are fun anytime, but they are particularly festive during football season.
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It’s not often you can tell your guests that the ice bucket they are using is award-winning, but D-Circle’s innovative doubled-walled design for the Cooler Ice Bucket was effective enough to earn a Red Dot Design Award for 2009.
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If you want to liven up that little get-together of yours, then you should probably serve all your guests a drink with a floating shark fin ice cube. The thought that there are little tiny sharks in the glass will make each sip an adventure. The bite marks on the tray are a nice touch. A picture of the cubes in action after the break.
Drinking a glass of whiskey is not great for your health, but it would certainly be a lot more fun if it had some nice bullet ice cubes in it. Load up the AK-47 clip with water, let it freeze and you have yourself the coolest ice cubes around, no pun intended. And other than acting all stupid after a number of drinks, like a typical Friday night, these things will cause you no harm at all.
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