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Fulfill your religious obligations while keeping in mind that most important of weekend activities. Religious services may soother the soul, but nothing soothes the mind and body like a nice round of golf on a beautiful day. These guys look like the typical group of clowns you will find on the first tee. And don’t forget that it is actually a menorah.
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GI Joe is for wimps. If you want some real power, try out the Dalai Lama action figure. You may think of peace, good will and all that, but with his silenced AK-12 and laser pistol this guy is ready to kick some ass. I always knew that robe was concealing something.
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Maybe this is something Paris brought to jail with her, maybe not. Having a prisoner butt plug likeness does mean she has reached the pinnacle of celebrity infamy. She can’t say that her incarceration was a total waste when it spawned a product like this.
What is probably even scarier is that the product is currently sold out. Either they only made a couple of them or there are far too many people in need of a new butt plug.
Comes in an assquake version!
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When you wake up in a dumpster with nothing but a pair of boots on after a night of binge drinking, you’ll pray to just about anything to make that hangover ( and the rash ) go away. That’s where St. Vivian comes in.
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