Tub-Tastrophies Bath Ducks Will Scar Kids For Life
Poor little ducks—taken out in the prime of life by plastic six pack rings. Needless to say, you would have to be pretty sick to let your kids play with this thing in the bathtub. Either that, or some militant PETA supporter that wants to teach your kids a hard and twisted lesson about littering. [...]
Wind-Up Vickie and Her Vibe (NSFW)
I don’t know if it is because of Valentine’s Day, or my poor taste, but I have come across quite a few inappropriate products this week. First we had vagina lollipops, then it was the ass-tray, and now we have Wind Up Vickie and Her Vibe. Interestingly enough, Vickie here could probably be used [...]
Flash Words Saucy Projector Torch
Just snap one of the six lenses on the light and you can shine an appropriate comment onto any surface. Just choose which part you would like to compliment and where to place your commentary.
They aren’t very sophisticated, but they do leave no doubt where your interests lie. The lenses included are: Great Arse, Nice [...]
Obscene Wrapping Paper Equals Holiday Fun
The worst thing about giving gifts is spending all of that time wrapping them. So, if you have to do it, you might as have some fun with some naughty holiday wrapping paper. Just don’t be a dumbass and wrap the kids TMX Elmo in these. It’s just wrong.
Raunchy Wrapping Paper: Nice on on [...]
Pull My Finger Keychain
The world’s most juvenile joke just got a high tech upgrade with this Pull My Finger Keychain. I know it goes without saying, but pulling on the finger results in some digital ass ripping action. Classy.
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Sobriety Test Belt Buckle
Call me crazy but I don’t think walking up to a lady sporting this Sobriety Test Belt Buckle and your prized Breast Inspector t-shirt is going to result in you scoring some tang.
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Fetus Soap: You Bet It’s Inappropriate
Why the hell would someone make hand soaps shaped like human fetuses? Beats the hell out of me, but it sure is disturbingly weird (and far be it from us to keep the world’s weirdest products from our loyal readers).
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