As you can see, this is not exactly the same sort of Indiana Jones Mola Ram action figure you might find at your local toy store. It isn’t priced like it either. Of course, for $300 you get a super-detailed 28-inch piece of art.
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Remember that scene in Kingdom of the Crystal Skull where Indiana Jones survives a nuclear blast by hiding in a fridge? Well now you can commemorate that horrible piece of cinematic history by spending $175 on a 12-inch action figure. A gallery of images is available after the break.
This may just be a paper weight, but it has enough Indiana Jones paraphernalia to keep the most avid fan amused. Every crate has a magnetic whip and fedora as well as a removable lid and rubber snakes. There are three random collections you can receive: the Golden Idol and Well of Souls hieroglyphics Tablet, the Sankara Stones and Holy Grail Cup or the Crystal Skull. No other desk accessory is going to let you play the adventurer like this one.
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Don’t get me wrong, I love the idea of lamps based on props from the Indiana Jones movies—but the fertility idol version is a bit unnerving. If by some miracle you actually manage to score with a woman in a room where a lamp like this is displayed, don’t be surprised if she comes knocking on your door 9 months later. Think about it.
Product Page: Fertility Idol and Crystal Skull ($18.99 CAD—Japanese import / Available 8/01/2008
Let’s face it, no matter how many crappy sequels he makes, you will always have a soft spot for George Lucas. He gave grown men an excuse to dress up in costumes and play with toys—and for that we are forever grateful. So, honor him by decorating your parent’s basement with one of these exquisite oil painting prints. Other celebrity versions are also available.
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The one and only Professor Jones will be your guide as this Crystal Skull projects images of archeological discoveries and famous scenes from the movies onto your wall. Set includes slides with accompanying booklet and an audio CD. Unfortunately, the new movie will probably be on video by the time you can get your hands on it.
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Today is the day my friends! Celebrate the opening of the new movie by decking out your desktop with some fun and useful prop replica desk accessories from the Indiana Jones movie series. The Ark of the Covenant doubles as a business card holder, the Holy Grail with hold your paperclips and the fertility idol will handle your pens. Sacri-licious! Additional product images after the break.
