Inflatable Hamburger Bouncy Castle: The King’s Fortress of Solitude
When the BK King needs to take time away from his busy schedule of breaking in to homes to deliver breakfast sandwiches and reverse pick-pocketing, he whisks away to a bouncy burger of solitude to hatch his next creepy scheme.
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Trouser Expander Attracts The Shallow Women
There are times during that seemingly elusive search for your soulmate when you need a diversion, if only for a night. It is at those times that you are not looking for the most virtuous woman. The Trouser Expander will probably be of a more assistance with those. A few pumps and your visible manhood [...]
Instant Masterpiece Inflatable Frame
That picture of you passed out in the lawn will look even better displayed in this professional looking frame. There is no reason to spend thousands on such a thing, this inflatable version will make your picture look like it was afforded the same care as the Mona Lisa. It would sure be a lot [...]
Jason Will Help You Save Some Money On Candy This Halloween
You may be able to scare a number of trick or treaters away from ringing your doorbell if you drop this 7 foot Jason inflatable on your front porch. The kids already have visions of monsters in their heads, the last thing they are likely to want to face is a hockey masked man with [...]
The Giant Inflatable Middle Finger Magnifies Your Rage
When you think about it, flipping off that dude who cut you off with your tiny hand is somewhat ineffective as a means of projecting your rage. However, if you whip one of these giant inflatable middle fingers out the window, you are sure to get your point across…and then some. Also works great at [...]
The Land of Milk, Honey, and Inflatable Toast
What do you do when you are craving toast, but toast is nowhere to be found? If you tote around this inflatable version, you can insure that toast will be available anytime, anywhere. Warning: not for eating or having sex with. Proper uses include: worship, squeezing, and as a makeshift pillow. Measures 6″ tall.
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Inflatable Fiesta Cooler
Being in Mexico for the week on business, I just couldn’t pass up the opportunity to share this Inflatable Fiesta Cooler. The site doesn’t mention it, but as far as I can tell it is a dual purpose item. It will keep you beer cool all night, and when the beer is gone you have [...]
Inflatable Body Pod-Suit Float
Water skiing must seem a little too boring for the designers of the Inflatable Body Pod-Suit Float. Not only can you jar your innards and make you puke, but it also seems like there is a pretty good chance of a face plant. If you don’t have the guts to try it, let your annoying [...]
