When the BK King needs to take time away from his busy schedule of breaking in to homes to deliver breakfast sandwiches and reverse pick-pocketing, he whisks away to a bouncy burger of solitude to hatch his next creepy scheme.
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There are times during that seemingly elusive search for your soulmate when you need a diversion, if only for a night. It is at those times that you are not looking for the most virtuous woman. The Trouser Expander will probably be of a more assistance with those. A few pumps and your visible manhood is made to appear to be more than there really is. A lot cheaper than buying a Porsche to get that same girl.
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That picture of you passed out in the lawn will look even better displayed in this professional looking frame. There is no reason to spend thousands on such a thing, this inflatable version will make your picture look like it was afforded the same care as the Mona Lisa. It would sure be a lot easier to hang as well being about 20 pounds lighter than an actual wood frame. I just don’t see a down side.
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You may be able to scare a number of trick or treaters away from ringing your doorbell if you drop this 7 foot Jason inflatable on your front porch. The kids already have visions of monsters in their heads, the last thing they are likely to want to face is a hockey masked man with a bloody cleaver in his hand. If you could only have it disappear when the kids who have a very cute and single mother with them come down the street. Saving money on candy is not worth missing that.
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When you think about it, flipping off that dude who cut you off with your tiny hand is somewhat ineffective as a means of projecting your rage. However, if you whip one of these giant inflatable middle fingers out the window, you are sure to get your point across…and then some. Also works great at sporting events when foam fingers just won’t do (until you get kicked out that is).
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What do you do when you are craving toast, but toast is nowhere to be found? If you tote around this inflatable version, you can insure that toast will be available anytime, anywhere. Warning: not for eating or having sex with. Proper uses include: worship, squeezing, and as a makeshift pillow. Measures 6″ tall.
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Being in Mexico for the week on business, I just couldn’t pass up the opportunity to share this Inflatable Fiesta Cooler. The site doesn’t mention it, but as far as I can tell it is a dual purpose item. It will keep you beer cool all night, and when the beer is gone you have a swimming pool. The swimming pool idea is only cool if you and/or your guests have had enough beer out of it. I guess in this case, as most, alcohol=fun.
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Water skiing must seem a little too boring for the designers of the Inflatable Body Pod-Suit Float. Not only can you jar your innards and make you puke, but it also seems like there is a pretty good chance of a face plant. If you don’t have the guts to try it, let your annoying neighbor give it a go.
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