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They say than men think about stuffing beavers every few minutes. The good news is that you can satisfy your cravings quickly and easily with this Beaver Stuffing Kit. Just squeeze a bunch of white stuffing into the beaver and it will be fat and fluffy before you know it. Keep it for yourself, give it as a gift, or show off that stuffed beaver to your friends and proudly proclaim “I did this. I stuffed this beaver up good.” An image of the final product is available after the break.

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I know what you are thinking…but it is not that kind of hummer. No, the hummers I am referring to are the gas guzzling Arnoldmobiles that we see soccer moms barreling down the highways in these days. If only my other hummer would grow to 600% it’s original size.

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