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Slang Flask Tells It Like It Is

by Jeff Chenkus on January 23, 2009 · 0 comments

in Misc. Weirdness

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You can play games and be nice to those you don’t have any respect for. On the other hand, if you want to just put out there exactly what you really think about someone, then the Slang Flask is the gift for you to give. They have three varieties that will describe how you feel: there is a douchebag, bitch and asshole version. That should pretty much cover what you need to express.

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Fading Vision Eye Chart

by Jeff Chenkus on September 4, 2008 · 2 comments

in Misc. Weirdness

This is about the fastest way to find out how well someone’s eyes are. If they are guessing random letters then they are blind as a bat. If they are offended and either take a swing at you or storm out of your office then their eyes are 20/20. The more pissed off they are, the better their eyes are.

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