Wrap your iPhone 4/4S in elite N7 armor with this Mass Effect case. Comes with Collector Assault Rifle DLC code and links to download matching wallpaper.
It’s a dangerous world out there. Whether you’re extinguishing some Blue Suns, giving the Blood Pack a bloody nose, or deleting some geth, your squad needs protection. What better way to armor up your pocket EDI and show her loyalty at the same time than with elite N7 armor? That’ll put all those asari, turians, and especially quarians at ease when you whip out your pocket AI to ask for the Yelp ratings around the Citadel.
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We’ve seen a Steve Jobs in Carbonite iPhone case in the past, but that was quickly shot down by Apple laywers. We expect Lucasfilm to do something similar with this high-res Han Solo version being sold on Etsy, but if you act quickly you can grab one for only $14.
Product Page ($14 via Geekalerts)
Although hands-free phones make users look like gesticulating weirdos who talk to themselves, only EARonic iPhone cases up the ante by making it look like you’re doing all that on an imaginary phone. Designed by artist Daniela Gilsanz, these unique cases sport five different ears, including additional features like facial hair, earrings and various skin and hair tones to make your look more accurate. However, if you just want people to laugh at you, there’s always this.
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Unfortunately, this iPhone 4 case won’t give you superhuman hearing or make your reception any clearer. What it will do is make you look like you have a gigantic ear attached to a peanut head. It may also give younger guys a frightning glimpse at what they might look like in their old age.
At this point you are probably wondering how anyone could possibly live another minute of their lives without this product. I completely understand—but be patient. It will be available starting next month for around $13. In the meantime, you’ll have a tough decision to make between the ear case and the severed hand case.
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Just when you thought Japan couldn’t possibly get any weirder, they go and create the Dokkiri (Kid’s) Hand Case for iPhone 4. Even the product page, Strapya World, thinks this thing is crazy—that’s like Bill Gates calling someone a nerd.
Why would you want a hand on your iPhone 4, right? Well, believe it or not, this Hand iPhone 4 case could actually come in “handy”. As shown on the picture on the right, you could hold hands with your iPhone to make sure you don’t drop it. Or if you are feeling really lonely, this case may reach out to you and give you company. Okay, I am done. This case is crazy. This case is creepy. And for some people, this case is absolutely awesome.
I am firmly in the “creepy” category on this one, but if you long to shake hands with your iPhone, the case will ship in August. Pre-orders are already underway.
Product Page ($64 via Dangerous Minds)
This is so perfect. Unfortunately, the Steve Jobs in carbonite iPhone decal has disappeared from society6′s website in the last 24 hours for reasons unknown—though we suspect Apple’s lawyers had something to do with it.
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Now that your iPhone has a butt, you can make that booty call with confidence. It’s like Batman’s red phone—only it can only be used while drunk at 2 am.
Don’t feel left out ladies! Remember, you always have phoneballs.
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The Smallworks BrickCase isn’t an official Lego product, but I don’t think anyone will mind given the fact that it’s ‘Plays with Bricks’ certified. That means you can now build on top of your iPhone 4 using real Lego.
Plus, it protects your iPhone’s fragile casing and provides a grip that is ribbed for your hand’s pleasure.
Product Page ($20 via Red Ferret)
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From
That’s Nerdalicious!: Is there anything the iPhone can’t do? Well, it couldn’t open
beers…until now.
Indeed, some of the greatest minds of our time decided to bring you functionality that the idiots at Apple simply overlooked. The iBottleopener case allows you to crack open a brew while stylishly protecting your iPhone 3G/3GS. And don’t worry thirsty iPhone 4 owners, a compatible version is on its way.
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