Actually, that would be the cellphone, but hey…circular keypad!
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Thodio’s new A-BOX integrates a high quality speaker into a ’50s style military ammo box—so load up that MP3 player with songs like the theme from the A-Team and the Rolling Stones’ Paint it Black.
This mini VW Bus can play tunes from your MP3 player, your PC via USB or function as a standalone FM radio. It also features rolling wheels, functional head and taillights and horn sounds.
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This witch has an obsession known as “objectophilia.” That is to say, she has a sexual attraction to inanimate objects. She will violate any MP3 player or cellphone you put in front of her.
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These magnets have the look and feel that iPod users are used to, but don’t expect to put your leftovers on pause. When there is a tree growing inside your casserole, it’s time to throw it out.
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It looks as though Mr. P has finally snapped. All of those horrible jobs have driven him to use the ample slack of your headphone cord to do do himself in. On the plus side, he does make for a great cable tidy.
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It’s kind of hard to see with the clear on white background, but this iPod Shuffle case (which appears to be for the newest version) is pure evil. Don’t believe me? Put it in your pocket and I’m sure balls will be poked with pointy claws and horns.
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Products with a retro design seem to give us some peace of mind just because they come from a simpler time. This Nomad Travel Speaker is based on a 1930′s design but still has support for all of your current MP3 players and iPods. Take a step back in time without having to take a step down in fidelity.
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I can’t play the guitar worth a damn, but when it comes to firing up this mini amp, no instrument is required. Just hook up your MP3 player and you are good to go (it also doubles as a computer speaker). Features working treble and bass knobs and a 5-watt output.
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Waste money like a champ with the “I Look” Speaker System. It allows users to enjoy tunes from their MP3 player through a unique interactive eyeball that lights up, flashes, and moves to the beat. It can even react to clapping hands by looking towards the sound.
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