jaws

(Snake Oil Comics via Comics Alliance)

alligetter

Take the shape of a gun, the jaws of an alligator, a long neck and an LED light and what you end up with is an Alligetter. The tool is useful for retrieving lost items from cramped, dark places. The spring loaded trigger and razor sharp alligator teeth make retrieving even the smallest items a breeze.

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alli-grator

The Alli-grator will make your tedious grating chores just a bit easier. Open up his jaws to get to the sharp teeth of the grater and go to town. Just in case you think people won’t recognize that this is an alligator, there is one eye with the classic yellow tint to give him a normal alligator look.

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From Fashionably Geek: Where do all movie franchises go to die? That’s right—outer space. This is especially true with horror franchises. Jason Voorhees did it, Leprichaun did it, and now Jaws does it.

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