Political Posers…and Jesus
I don’t know about you, but when it comes to poseable action figures, my first thought is “hey, let’s make em’ hump.” Then again, I’m immature. If you are the same way you will get a kick out of these Political Posers featuring the likes of George and Laura Bush, Hillary Clinton, Uncle Sam, [...]
Is…Is That Jesus?
Sorry folks, I know it was special the day you saw Jesus chest bumping Elvis in your morning waffles, but this inanimate object features the face of a wizard. The Wood Wizard pictured here is actually made from lightweight resin crafted to appear like wood. And the whole thing doesn’t make a damn bit [...]
Submissive Jesus: We’re All Going To Hell
The Submissive Jesus Prayer Answering Head is for all of those who feel that the big guy isn’t listening when we pray to win the lotto. Just hit Jesus up for something and twist the crown of thorns on his head. The pain will force him to answer your prayer with one of 100 random [...]
Jesus Ash Tray: He Hates It When You Smoke
Yet another reason to quit smoking - Jesus hates it. Every time you smoke an angel cries and a kitten dies.
At least you will never have ask for another light when you are burning in hell.
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Lookin’ Good For Jesus
The Lookin’ Good For Jesus Mini kit features a mirrored Jesus statuette, vanilla nectar lip balm, Easter-Lily hand & body cream (with sparkle!) and a folding mirror compact.
According to the product site, looking good for Jesus will “take the edge of sinning.” Kind of like hitting on the policeman who writes you a ticket.
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Zombie Jesus Action Figure
According to the product site, the Zombie Jesus was born out of the desire to make a “Miracle Edition” of the classic Jesus action figure. The original idea was to incorporate glow-in-the-dark hands, but the manufacturer took it a step further and gave the figure translucent glow-in-the-dark hands and evil red eyes. The result is [...]
Astronaut Jesus
There is just something funny about bizarre Jesus figurines, and the Astronaut Jesus is no exception.
Amusingly enough, the product site is trying to pass this off as a triumph of visual design as opposed to a funny novelty product. I’m not sure what kind of message this thing is supposed to convey, but I know [...]
