Man Bling Temporary Tattoos: Get the Flash Without the Cash
From Fashionably Geek: Want Mr. T style bling on a shoestring budget? These Man Bling Temporary Tattoos will fit the bill nicely—plus they go really well with a brown leisure suit and exposed chest hair.
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Viag-Ring
Men always check for a woman’s availability by checking the ring finger. With the Viag-Ring the ladies’ can now check for whether the men will be ready when the time comes. How else can the ladies’ be sure to avoid a late night let down?
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Weird Ass Rings are Not Appropriate for Marriage
From FashionablyGeek: A message to all the ladies out there —this is why you don’t let guys pick out wedding rings. You will end up with something like the Cyber-Age Ring that, according to the product page, “demonstrates the real bond that will be formed between man and machine, the bond that will [...]
Pink Sofa Jewelry Box
Don’t worry, this is not an ugly pink sofa being sold. It is just a small, ugly pink sofa that is also a jewelry box. It will be a lot easier to hide this than the full size version, the only redeeming quality I can find for this at all.
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What Does Owning a Fuse Necklace Say About You?
My guess is that it says that you are a massive nerd…or an electrician.
The Fuse Necklace is comprised of eleven 2amp 125volt slow-burn fuses with a lobster clasp and adjustable chain. Each comes in a black gift box with a definition and rating of the fuses used.
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Stack-O-Pancakes Ring
The women may prefer a diamond ring, but I would bet the men would much prefer the Stack-o-Pancakes Ring. Forget that it is thousands cheaper, just to be reminded of yummy, fluffy pancakes every time they see it makes it worth every penny.
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Rhinestone Brass Knuckles: Kicking Ass With Style
These Rhinestone Brass Knuckles are perfect for a lady that likes to look hard, but with a glammed out feminine edge. Naturally, the product page specifies that these are for punching throats novelty purposes only.
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Neon Ninja Earrings
All pink ninjas aside, wearing a pair of these earrings will definitely earn you some credibility amongst your nerdy male friends ( not to mention a stalker or two ).
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French Maid Washing Up Gloves
Just because you have to do manual labor doesn’t mean you have to feel like a peon. Wear a pair of these French Maid Washing Up Gloves and feel elegant while saving your hands.I would think diamonds, pearls and rubies would make you feel like the classy person you really are.
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Golden Snitch Necklace
You are not a nerd if you don’t have any desire to wear a piece of Harry Potter jewelry. This Golden Snitch Necklace will remind you of the hours you spent reading all 7 books, and also mark you as a fellow nerd to anyone you meet. To anyone who doesn’t know what it [...]
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