In a moment of sheer brilliance, or by staring at a pile of kindling, someone realized that all this time chairs were missing out on their true calling, which is to be miniaturized, thrown into a pile and fused together. Why? Because it would make a great place to hang things, like jewelry for starters. My guess is that if you bling up this 8″w, 13.5″h iron stack of chairs to look like a modern art Christmas tree, most women will be so busy saying “He went to Jared!” That they won’t even notice your unique presentation.
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From Fashionably Geek: Hey ladies. If a guy walks past you, stares at your breasts and simultaneously licks his lips—don’t be offended. This time he is probably staring at your handmade s’mores necklace. An additional image is available after the break.
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From Fashionably Geek: Want Mr. T style bling on a shoestring budget? These Man Bling Temporary Tattoos will fit the bill nicely—plus they go really well with a brown leisure suit and exposed chest hair.
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Men always check for a woman’s availability by checking the ring finger. With the Viag-Ring the ladies’ can now check for whether the men will be ready when the time comes. How else can the ladies’ be sure to avoid a late night let down?
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From FashionablyGeek: A message to all the ladies out there —this is why you don’t let guys pick out wedding rings. You will end up with something like the Cyber-Age Ring that, according to the product page, “demonstrates the real bond that will be formed between man and machine, the bond that will transform the two to become greater than the sum of thier parts.” Yeah, that is bad alright —but it could be worse. Take Tire Rings for example. They feature designs based on the tires from cars, motorcycles, and mountain bikes. Additional image available after the break.
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Don’t worry, this is not an ugly pink sofa being sold. It is just a small, ugly pink sofa that is also a jewelry box. It will be a lot easier to hide this than the full size version, the only redeeming quality I can find for this at all.
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My guess is that it says that you are a massive nerd…or an electrician.
The Fuse Necklace is comprised of eleven 2amp 125volt slow-burn fuses with a lobster clasp and adjustable chain. Each comes in a black gift box with a definition and rating of the fuses used.
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The women may prefer a diamond ring, but I would bet the men would much prefer the Stack-o-Pancakes Ring. Forget that it is thousands cheaper, just to be reminded of yummy, fluffy pancakes every time they see it makes it worth every penny.
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These Rhinestone Brass Knuckles are perfect for a lady that likes to look hard, but with a glammed out feminine edge. Naturally, the product page specifies that these are for punching throats novelty purposes only.
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All pink ninjas aside, wearing a pair of these earrings will definitely earn you some credibility amongst your nerdy male friends ( not to mention a stalker or two ).
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