Johnny Depp

mad hatter doll johnny depp

This 12-inch tall Alice In Wonderland Mad Hatter figure is insanely detailed, insanely dressed and insanely expensive at $200.

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These two Pirates of the Caribbean shot glasses have a little something for everyone. The women would obviously take Johnny Depp just because they find him attractive. And half the men would take Davy Jones because men like gross things in general. The other half of the men probably just prefer men that don’t have beards consisting of tentacles. Although that could change after a few shots.

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