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If you’re someone who doesn’t like to waste time with things like charm, manners or respect on a date, you may want to cut through the BS by dispensing with regular chocolates and instead getting your woman an edible sex act that will discreetly tell her: “I expect to get laid for this”. Chances are you’ll get rejected, but the real question is: will she slap you in the face or kick you in the crotch? Hmmm…It’s probably best to wear a cup.
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If you are trying to figure out a way to add more “pop” to your presentation, I think this is your answer. It may take the recipient a few seconds to place the odd shapes, but you know there will be a little chuckle when they do. Keep in mind that you have to know your audience. If the recipient has no sense of humor and is a bit of a prude, you might want to consider a paper clip that is a little less risque.
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If you and your partner are hopelessly addicted to sex, the Kama Sutra Clock pictured above will give you something new to try every hour. But, if you need something a little weirder more sophisticated to turn you on, check out the clock after the break.
The next time your kid has to bring cookies into school, you could send him in with a batch of cookies made with your Kama Sutra Cookie Cutters. While the initial laugh may be amusing for you, all those school visits to talk with the principal afterward will get old. You also may end up explaining this to a court appointed psychologist and having to home school your now expelled child. Maybe you should just save them for a more appropriate time, like when all your wife’s cute friends come over for a visit.
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