Spinning Hat dropped us a line to let us know that they have a fun Tool Tank coming out this February. It’s an adorable little keychain tank with three screw heads stored in the tracks. When you need to fix something on the go, simply lock and load.
Product Page (£9.99 or $15)
You never know when you will need Batman’s help. That’s why it’s handy to have this batarang keychain from ThinkGeek at your side. The perfectly portable beacon sends out the call for help with just the push of a button. You can project the symbol into the sky or just against a wall in your office. I recommend saving it for dire situations, but I won’t judge if you use it because someone stole your smartphone or you can’t find your way to the toilet in the middle of the night.
See the Bat-Signal keychain in action after the break.
Mezco has revealed the Mez-Itz Wonder Woman keychain! Yeah, I know it’s not much of a consolation prize for Wonder Woman fans.
Product Page ($7/Pre-Order for July 2011)
From Fashionably Geek: Dalek’s are supposed to be scary. I know this. But they’re also really neat.
This Doctor Who Dalek Flashlight Key Chain is just another reason to love them.
::grin:: Plus, I’ll bet they hate it when you call them “cute”.
Product Page ($10)
Why is it that every outdoor table at every coffee shop is wobbly? Fortunately, this problem can be solved easily with the Wonkey keychain. Just detach it from your other keys and slip it under the table leg to keep things steady. Hell, buy a few—because you know you will leave at least one under a table somewhere.
Product Page (£5 or $8/Coming Soon)
SOTA Toys has announced their exclusive Robot Chicken Humping Robot keychain. Naturally, he features full humping articulation, so he can violate objects like…
They won’t add any high tech functionality to your low tech set of keys, but they will upgrade the fuzziness factor of your pants pocket.
Product Page ($16 for a set of 3 via iPhone Savior via Gearfuse)
It’s the 21st century and Simon has stripped his bulky exterior for a far more portable version. Don’t let his diminutive frame fool you though, this keychain Simon light up game will kick your ass just like the original. What’s worse, time and alcohol abuse have dulled your senses.
Product Page ($17)
It may take a while to find the right key, but if you’re persistent you just might unlock the mysteries of the g-clamp keychain. Of course, some of the keys are just too small and she might get frustrated waiting there for you to finally open the door.
Product Page ($11)
A perfect companion to the Gaydar detector keychain, Dickdar claims to size up a subject with their pants on. Just point and shoot—the Dickdar will analyze the “data” and respond with one of three phrases:
- “That penis is a weapon of mass destruction”
- “Um”…Hung like a field mouse”
- “Mmm…Short & thick will do the trick”.
Too bad it doesn’t feature a “No penis detected” response. That would come in handy when confronted with prostitutes of a questionable gender.
Product Page (£7 or $11)
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