Chutes and Ladders Keychain
Just having a cool keychain with a miniature Chutes and Ladders game on it would be a pretty cool gift. But when you break this thing open and they see that you have a fully working game their first thought will be to wonder how they are going to use that tiny little spinner. Obviously [...]
Battleship Carabiner Keychain
I don’t care what kind of keychain you have, you are not anywhere near as cool as the guy who has a Battleship game on his keychain. It may only have a total of 25 possible guesses, but I bet you still can’t hit your opponents damn boat. At least this way I have a [...]
Voice Recording Microphone Key Chain
How many times do you wish you could record a message, one that is under 10 seconds? And how many of those times did you have your keys with you? If both of those items are high probabilities then that could be a reason for you to try one of these out. I would [...]
Clapboard Tape Measure and Highlighter Kit
Any carpenter with Hollywood aspirations will surely love a clapboard keychain with a built-in tape measurer. But if writing is more your speed, the Clapboard highlighter kit would make for a perfect desktop accessory (pictured after the break).
Hillary Clinton Countdown to Election Keychain
If you are a Hillary Clinton supporter (or a stand up comedian), you will probably find this Countdown to Election keychain amusing. If not, it is probably pissing you off right now. If that wasn’t bad enough, it appears that the manufacturers have gone out on a limb and put all of their chips [...]
Action Couple Keychain With Vigorous Hip-Thrusting Action!
What says “hey, I may be middle aged, but I can still swing - and I have a new motorcycle and a bottle-full of Viagra to prove it” more than this action couple keychain?
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Self Defense Cat Key Rings
These look like somewhat cute key rings, something you might find at a craft fair. It is their alternate use that is what interests me. Put a couple fingers through the eyes and you have a somewhat brass-knuckle like weapon. You catch someone with those ears and they will wish they never met you. [...]
Pull My Finger Keychain
The world’s most juvenile joke just got a high tech upgrade with this Pull My Finger Keychain. I know it goes without saying, but pulling on the finger results in some digital ass ripping action. Classy.
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Recycle Bin Keychain: Made from Recycled Material
The top two items are pretty cool little keychains. I am not sure which reason really draws me to them: that they made of recycled material or that they are shaped like mini garbage cans/recycle bins. They also have the dumpster model shown at the bottom.
All three have snap lids so that you can actually [...]
Autobot Keychain Light
With the press of a button on the Autobot Keychain Light you can display the Autobot logo on any surface “when there is minimal competing light.” Apparently, that means that you will not be able to see the logo unless the room is completely dark. Too bad, you could have fun with something like this [...]
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