Pull My Finger Keychain
The world’s most juvenile joke just got a high tech upgrade with this Pull My Finger Keychain. I know it goes without saying, but pulling on the finger results in some digital ass ripping action. Classy.
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Recycle Bin Keychain: Made from Recycled Material
The top two items are pretty cool little keychains. I am not sure which reason really draws me to them: that they made of recycled material or that they are shaped like mini garbage cans/recycle bins. They also have the dumpster model shown at the bottom.
All three have snap lids so that you can actually [...]
Autobot Keychain Light
With the press of a button on the Autobot Keychain Light you can display the Autobot logo on any surface “when there is minimal competing light.” Apparently, that means that you will not be able to see the logo unless the room is completely dark. Too bad, you could have fun with something like this [...]
Coffin Shaped Ashtray Keychain
A portable keychain ashtray shaped like a coffin. At least we know the manufacturers have a sense of humor.
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The Snoring Keyring
Get a load of the product description for the Snoring Keyring:
Sneeze and it snores, squeeze and it gives a big smacking kiss! Hilarious sstsocking fillers for …a snorer? A lover?
What does that even mean? Is it sneeze activated? Since when do noses make kissing sounds? What the hell is a sstsocking? One thing is for [...]
Athletic Shoe Keychain Watch
Even though I write about this stuff everyday, I’m still amazed by products like the Athletic Shoe Keychain Watch because they just don’t make a damn bit of sense.
Apparently, the shoe itself is no different than an actual sneaker - except for the fact that it is extremely small. Throw in a functional clock on [...]
VooDoo Baby Spider Boy Keyring
So I think they did a nice job with this Spiderman themed VooDoo Baby Keyring. But isn’t the whole idea of a VooDoo doll to cause pain to certain people? Would the only person you could hurt with this be Spiderman?
I choose to ignore that fact and just take it at face value. Cool little [...]
