These LED Lego brick keychains shine a light on your nerdiness with the push of a button. Also comes in a flashing version with 4 LEDs that blink on and off.
Product Page: Flasher/Flashlight ($9)
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They won’t add any high tech functionality to your low tech set of keys, but they will upgrade the fuzziness factor of your pants pocket.
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It’s the 21st century and Simon has stripped his bulky exterior for a far more portable version. Don’t let his diminutive frame fool you though, this keychain Simon light up game will kick your ass just like the original. What’s worse, time and alcohol abuse have dulled your senses.
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Ever since we first came across the Gaydar, Dickdar and Virgin Detector keychains, I couldn’t help but wonder how accurate these things really are. To find out, I used myself as a guinea pig and ran a simple test.
Add Virgin Radar to your aresenal of handheld sex-themed keychains and find out which one of your friends is lying about their exploits. It’s a novelty item of course, but pimps should look into this technology to improve profits.
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From Fashionably Geek: These instruments may only measure 5″ long, but both the violin and the guitar are packed with 8 classic songs that you can play on demand. The tempo can be controlled by strumming with the bow or plucking the strings with your fingertips.
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Why have people touch your actual finger to play the “pull my finger” game? Everyone knows how it ends. All you get by using your own finger is the germs from someone else’s hand. And I highly doubt that your sound effects are as good as those that this hand can emit.
Fart jokes are understood by people of all ages, and enjoyed by men boys of all ages.
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