Schylling’s Hercules Magnet is Mayan and Muscular

Imagine the kind of fun kids could have with a gigantic red magnet shaped like some sort of big, red Mayan God.
Product Page ($4.95)

Sand-Goh For Unskilled Sand Castle Artisans

So you have creative vision but you lack the skills necessary to make your sand castle creations come to life—that’s where Sand Goh! comes in. The mold consists of 12 interchangeable blocks that feature four characters: a sea horse, turtle, octopus, and the Sand Goh! boy. When the molds are filled with wet sand and […]

Animal Desktop Water Coolers: Respect is For The Weak

You would think that a desk-sized water cooler shaped like cute little animals would be marketed for children, but according to the product page it “will start a riot of jealousy amongst your cubicle buddies.” It may not earn you any respect at work, but it takes balls to sip water that you just dispensed […]

The Batman Mega Cape Expands to a 5-Foot Wingspan

From Fashionably Geek: According to the product description the cape in the Batman Dark Knight Mega Cape and Cowl Set can be rapidly deployed to a 5-foot wingspan “with one touch.” It can also be easily retracted for missions where stealth (and negotiating a narrow doorway) is necessary. Additional image after the break.

Castle Fortress Playset: I Didn’t Even Have a Treehouse as a Kid

Damn those rich kids. The Pirate Ship Bed was a bit pricey at $6,000 to $8000, so I can only imagine how much it would cost to have a custom built Castle Fortress Playset built for your backyard. Not much information is available about the features, but the product page does say that they can […]

Pirate Ship Bed For Spoiled Rich Kids Makes Me Jealous

If you thought the Space Shuttle Bunk Bed was cool, get a load of these custom made Pirate Ship Themed Beds. Features included a play “aft” deck with working helm, forward deck with sail, walking plank, four cannons, wooden anchor, working brass portholes, wake up brass bell (optional), captain’s quarters in twin or double full, […]

Behold, a Gadget Kit That Captures Your Shadow Puppets For Posterity

Using a 23″ X 28″ glow screen and a dual-mode light blaster that emits a high-intensity flash, Shadow Magic allows the shadow puppet artist to capture their creations for posterity. You can even use the included light pen to draw mustache and penis accents. The creative possibilities are endless.
Product Page ($24.99)

Shuttle Mirror For Space-Sized Vanity

Already have a space shuttle bunk bed? This shuttle mirror will go a long way in pulling your space-themed room together.
Product Page ($139.95)

Bow and Mallow for Campfire Marshmallow Marksmen

With your mighty “Bow and Mallow” you can strike down your enemies with delicious, fluffy marshmallow treats. It may not be a conventional weapon, but diabetes is serious business my friend.
Features a marshmallow magazine for rapid fire fun and a range of up to 30 feet.
Product Page ($20.48)

Book Themed Furniture For Nerdy Children

Plenty of homes feature themed children’s rooms, but if your child prefers books over superheros or racecars, chances are you are dealing with a future nerd. Your child may not be the most popular kid in school, but take solace in the notion that he/she will be able to buy and sell those other […]

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