Don’t let this charming little flower lamp fool you. One click of the button on the bottom and the torch underneath with eliminate any monsters that may be lurking under your child’s bed or in their closet. When not in use as a weapon, the lamp can be turned on and off by pressing down on the flower. An additional image is available after the break.
Playtime becomes a lesson in environmental responsibility thanks to this recycling truck toy made from discarded milk jugs. Now kids can supplement the garbage truck with recycling and wake up the army man neighborhood at 7 am on a Friday morning to the sound of large trucks and clattering bottles.
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Well, it’s not as cool as a treehouse, but the fact the Fence Fort has a solid barrier on one side gives it a layer of protection in battle that a tent cannot provide. So if you are too cheap and lazy to build a treehouse, this is a decent compromise.
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Whether your coffee tastes like wax or not, these crayon mugs would be a perfect way to start your day. Before you get working on your busy 12 hour day, a nice reminder of simpler times will ease you into it gently. If only work were as enjoyable as a coloring book.
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Spoiled rich kids will certainly enjoy having a 6′ 5″ robot in their room—right alongside their pirate ship bed. And isn’t it every kid’s dream to wage an epic pirates vs robots battle in their bedroom? An additional image is available after the break.
This monster truck bed will surely keep your kids dreaming about Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!
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Have kids that talk on the phone too damn much? This cellphone chair gives them the perfect place to cut deeply into your family plan minutes. It also offers a hidden storage compartment to help keep them organized.
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Imagine the kind of fun kids could have with a gigantic red magnet shaped like some sort of big, red Mayan God.
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So you have creative vision but you lack the skills necessary to make your sand castle creations come to life—that’s where Sand Goh! comes in. The mold consists of 12 interchangeable blocks that feature four characters: a sea horse, turtle, octopus, and the Sand Goh! boy. When the molds are filled with wet sand and removed, you will be left with a 8-inch high sculpture with 3-D characters ornamenting the sides. If you want to get real creative, you can change out the molds to mix and match heads and bodies—creating your own freakish beach creature in the process.
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You would think that a desk-sized water cooler shaped like cute little animals would be marketed for children, but according to the product page it “will start a riot of jealousy amongst your cubicle buddies.” It may not earn you any respect at work, but it takes balls to sip water that you just dispensed out of a tiny plastic pig. Fortunately, it also comes in a standard version.
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