I see a lot of happy fingers on these fridge magnets, but there is one that is mysteriously absent.
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Need to take down some notes while you’re whipping up that pasta sauce? This wooden spoon pencil makes it possible with one utensil. However, without a drip guard and with the constant threat of having to move closer and closer to a boiling pot after each sharpening, you might as well rename your mitt “Indi-hand-a Jones” and brace yourself for a non-stop thrill ride as he tries to escape dinner preparation without getting burned.
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This silicon chocolate trivet will keep your counters safe from any hot pot you want to put on it. Unlike your typical chocolate bar, this one will create no mess when heated up, but the constant reminder of chocolaty goodness could result in a few extra pounds for you.
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Or play with both using these “Airplane Food” placemats. Now you’ll have fifty 15″ x11.5″ fold-and-fly airplanes in five different designs that can be used to deliver a payload of french fries across the dinner table or for target practice when you attempt to drop a condiment payload directly in the center of your awaiting hamburger patty. Guaranteed to annoy.
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The Holidays bring families together and remind them why they only see each other once a year. For relatives who are particularly annoying, there’s these “Hidden Meaning Plates”. Now after they pack away your lackluster cooking, they’ll be rewarded by having the word “asshole” staring at them from their plate. Plus, if you serve Chinese, you can also throw in one of these. If you’re picky about the insults you use, check out the additional designs pictured after the break.
A dry bird will ruin Thanksgiving. Your mother in law will make some sort of crack about your cooking skills, you’ve had a few so you call her a bitch, and it’s all fists, hair pulling and tears from there on out. One turkey-shaped turkey baster could have avoided everything.
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Looks like this elf won’t be able to sneak in and cobble shoes for you at night anymore, but he’s still willing to help. His limbs are detachable and magnetic, so his well dressed gams can hold your Shake n’ Bake coupons and entertain you with hours of Irish fridge jigs. A woman’s legs in dominatrix boots are pictured after the break.
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Everyone enjoyed posing for this product photo except for the little guy on the lower left hand side of the pan, who just realized that the cloned faces he was forging in batter every morning were actually for human consumption. Nooooooooo!!!!
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Your average bachelor feels that cleaning up after a meal means making sure all the dishes are piled up in the sink. These Brushing Beauties are likely to remind him of his mother and shame him into actually cleaning each one of them.
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This battery-operated bagel dome keeps your baked goods fresher, longer by creating a vacuum seal at the push of a button. If you are so inclined, you could arm each bagel with one of those toothpick swords and pretend that they are battling it out in the Thunderdome. Two bagels will enter, only one will leave.
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