Not since the Flying F*ck helicopter have we seen something take more of the “friendly” out of the friendly skies. This bird flips alright—but it’s the best way to get your point across (short of skywriting that is).
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kite
Traditional kite flying can be fun for short periods of time, but it gets old pretty quickly. This Skateboarder Kite will certainly liven things up. Not only do you get your very own rebellious teenager on a skateboard to do tricks with, but you know all those bikini clad women at the beach will be curious enough when they see it to come over and talk to you. At least that is your hope.
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Seeing this behemoth of a kite floating around the sky will scare anyone that is looking up. The rest of the sun bathers will be treated to a shadow of a shark floating over top of them. Both groups of people will be just a little skittish to go back into the water, opening up a perfect opportunity to have the ocean all to yourself. Plus you get to fly a really cool kite.
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