Thanks to this kit, you can stuff that log until it’s nice and plump. Then introduce this guy to the party.
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For many nerds, virginity is a pesky nuisance that is hard to shake. Not to worry though, this First Timer’s Kit will help you or a friend finally seal the deal with an informative textbook, kama sutra flash cards, an official diploma and 10 heroes of intercourse cards (featuring John Kennedy, Dr. Ruth, William Shatner as Kirk and Angelina Jolie!). Additional photos after the break.
The 33 piece Valiant Viking Ship Solar Kit may teach kids about clean, alternative energy sources as it powers its way through the water—but it practically rapes the history books with regard to the design of actual Viking ships.
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