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five-finger-fillet-knife

This Five Finger Fillet Knife set has everything you need for a kitchen knife game. The storage block is shaped like a log and the hand on top will give you a good way to practice your knife skills without putting your delicate fingers at risk. With this knife set containing five knives and there only being four spaces between the fingers, that last knife is bound to catch some piece of flesh.

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fork knife spoon hooks

In order to prove that silverware can do more than stab, scoop and cut food, the utensil trio of forks, spoons and knives are on a quest to expand their resume and legendary status by taking on other jobs around the kitchen. First up:  wall hooks. Sounds like a long shot, but I’d still give this better odds than Paris Hilton or Ashlee Simpson becoming legitimate “singers”.

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motorcycle-knife

If you are going to ride a motorcycle then you really need to ride a Harley if you want to be a tough guy. If you want to be a tough guy with a knife, it appears you have to have a Harley as well. It features a working LED headlight that is activated by a switch on the seat—giving you a better view of the hippie you just stabbed.

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terminator salvation knife

Take a regular knife and print Terminator Salvation on the blade and you have yourself a collectible! The movie may have fallen short, but that doesn’t mean the studio isn’t going to bleed every last dime out of it. Also available in a silver finish.

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kitchen-knife-mirror

The Kitchen Knife Mirror will scare the hell out of others while it allows you to make sure you are looking your best. Any time you want to give yourself a quick check, just pull this cleaver out and start gazing. You can be sure that those sitting around you will certainly have a look of concern on their face wondering what your plans are with the large knife. Particularly effective if your actions have been a little erratic in the past.

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bat-throwing-stars

If you thought you were cool because you had some Ninja stars you broke out now and then, you have just never been introduced to the Bat Throwing Knife set. Becoming proficient with these will cement your status as the master of nerdiness comic book weapons.

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evidence-knife-2

The “Evidence” kitchen knife is another one of our favorites from Fred’s Spring 2009 Catalog—and it’s easy to see why. A perfectly functional 8″ knife that is permanently emblazoned with gore. It’s even boxed with an evidence tag to complete the effect. It really throws out that “yeah, I just stabbed my husband and now I’m using the bloody knife to chop up a man salad” vibe doesn’t it? An additional image is available after the break.

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Ninjas are always prepared for battle, but they prefer a sneakier type of attack. So your average knife would not do them much good. But attach a folding blowgun to a small pocket knife and you have a silent attack with a knife standby in case things don’t go quite as well as planned.

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You don’t see many knives being marketed specifically to women. I have no idea why, but if you are a lady who wants to have a blade handy then this one is a little less manly than your average knife. Each one has a handle shaped like a high heel shoe. Now they can have a feminine accessory that can come in real handy when only a sharp implement will do.

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Any knife that comes with a holster is cooler than your average knife. It is also a lot safer then giving a kid a gun, but preferably you wouldn’t be giving your children any weapons, even fun ones that have pictures on them.

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