It may a drawing of a cow that’s wearing a dress riding on a rocket to Mars (I think), but it automatically looks badass when attached to the fridge using one of these knife magnets.
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From That’s Nerdalicious!: When attending a Renaissance Faire, civilized patrons skip the mutton leg and foods on a stick for something that they can eat with these hand-forged feasting utensils.
And when I say “hand-forged”, I’m not joking. These iron utensils feature some serious old world craftsmanship. The fork, knife and spoon even include a leather holster with a belt loop and leg tie so that you don’t accidentally poke another hole in your monk’s robe.
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Show the world what a sick bastard you are by displaying a blood stained Evidence Knife Set Holder prominently in your kitchen. It will nicely compliment the Evidence knife we’ve featured in the past, and will also be a magnet for agents of CSI’s beef and poultry division, who nail suspects who don’t properly clean their utensils.
Sick of having to pull every knife out of a conventional block until you find the one you’re looking for? J.A. Henckels’ has come up with a way to display your knives without having to hide the blade with this magnetic knife block. The magnets are hidden within the angled block allowing the entire knife to be displayed, showcasing your precision sharpening artistry and striking terror into all your sliceables. The block will sell for around $80 when it’s released later this year.
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The teeth of a crocodile may be incredibly sharp but this bread knife uses the body and tail as the cutting blade. That just means that you have to grab this knife by the mouth of the crocodile. That may not be the safest way to handle a crocodile but it is a great way to cut bread.
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The food hogs at your dinner table will need to learn how to duel when you come to the table with these flintlock handled utensils. They will have to decide whether that extra piece of steak is worth a possible bullet wound.
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You can use this shoe horn with a knife handle on it to slip your shoes on or you could use it to cut your golf buddy’s Achilles tendon. As Bill Murray pointed out, without being able to get his weight back onto his left side he will push everything right. That could save you a lot of money on your Saturday morning golf game.
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This Five Finger Fillet Knife set has everything you need for a kitchen knife game. The storage block is shaped like a log and the hand on top will give you a good way to practice your knife skills without putting your delicate fingers at risk. With this knife set containing five knives and there only being four spaces between the fingers, that last knife is bound to catch some piece of flesh.
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In order to prove that silverware can do more than stab, scoop and cut food, the utensil trio of forks, spoons and knives are on a quest to expand their resume and legendary status by taking on other jobs around the kitchen. First up: wall hooks. Sounds like a long shot, but I’d still give this better odds than Paris Hilton or Ashlee Simpson becoming legitimate “singers”.
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If you are going to ride a motorcycle then you really need to ride a Harley if you want to be a tough guy. If you want to be a tough guy with a knife, it appears you have to have a Harley as well. It features a working LED headlight that is activated by a switch on the seat—giving you a better view of the hippie you just stabbed.
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