If you are going to ride a motorcycle then you really need to ride a Harley if you want to be a tough guy. If you want to be a tough guy with a knife, it appears you have to have a Harley as well. It features a working LED headlight that is activated by a switch on the seat—giving you a better view of the hippie you just stabbed.
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Take a regular knife and print Terminator Salvation on the blade and you have yourself a collectible! The movie may have fallen short, but that doesn’t mean the studio isn’t going to bleed every last dime out of it. Also available in a silver finish.
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The Kitchen Knife Mirror will scare the hell out of others while it allows you to make sure you are looking your best. Any time you want to give yourself a quick check, just pull this cleaver out and start gazing. You can be sure that those sitting around you will certainly have a look of concern on their face wondering what your plans are with the large knife. Particularly effective if your actions have been a little erratic in the past.
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If you thought you were cool because you had some Ninja stars you broke out now and then, you have just never been introduced to the Bat Throwing Knife set. Becoming proficient with these will cement your status as the master of nerdiness comic book weapons.
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The “Evidence” kitchen knife is another one of our favorites from Fred’s Spring 2009 Catalog—and it’s easy to see why. A perfectly functional 8″ knife that is permanently emblazoned with gore. It’s even boxed with an evidence tag to complete the effect. It really throws out that “yeah, I just stabbed my husband and now I’m using the bloody knife to chop up a man salad” vibe doesn’t it? An additional image is available after the break.
Ninjas are always prepared for battle, but they prefer a sneakier type of attack. So your average knife would not do them much good. But attach a folding blowgun to a small pocket knife and you have a silent attack with a knife standby in case things don’t go quite as well as planned.
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You don’t see many knives being marketed specifically to women. I have no idea why, but if you are a lady who wants to have a blade handy then this one is a little less manly than your average knife. Each one has a handle shaped like a high heel shoe. Now they can have a feminine accessory that can come in real handy when only a sharp implement will do.
Any knife that comes with a holster is cooler than your average knife. It is also a lot safer then giving a kid a gun, but preferably you wouldn’t be giving your children any weapons, even fun ones that have pictures on them.
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You won’t have to worry about being caught with live ammo if you get caught with one of these knives. You may still have a little problem with carrying a concealed weapon, but the officer will likely be so enamored by how cool these shotgun shell knives are that he will let it slide. But don’t quote me on that.
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When it really hits the fan, you want to be prepared for anything. Whether you need a knife, compact saw, file, bottle opener, or a ruler—the Elite Forces Utility Comb has you covered. And should you ever need to smoke or keep your hairdo in order while in the trenches, this baby also functions as both a comb and a steel cigar ring gauge.
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