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Maintain a constant state of MacGyver-like DIY readiness with these new Star Wars pocket knives from the true Swiss Army knife manufacturer Victorinox. Available in Darth Vader, Stormtrooper and R2-D2 versions.
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Mia Schmallenbach’s Meeting Knives set features a paring knife, a carving knife, a chef’s knife and a filleting knife tucked inside each other like a nesting doll. The proportions of each knife were determined by the Fibonacci sequence, which earns it added nerd points.
Show the world what a sick bastard you are by displaying a blood stained Evidence Knife Set Holder prominently in your kitchen. It will nicely compliment the Evidence knife we’ve featured in the past, and will also be a magnet for agents of CSI’s beef and poultry division, who nail suspects who don’t properly clean their utensils.
Sorry, I don’t think little strips of toilet paper will stop the bleeding on a severed jugular. But I’ll be dammed if shaving with a butterfly knife straight razor isn’t masculine. In fact, the only way you could get more rugged is with a chainsaw, or maybe burning off that beard with a flamethrower. But I digress.
Fortunately for everyone, this is only a concept.
Many of the weapons featured in this gallery are as deadly as they are collectable. They look as good on a mantle as they do vanquishing your enemies. A winning combination for any nerd.
Sadly, you can’t become a citizen of Pandora—but at least you can stab things like one. There are four 19-inch replica knives in the series: Jakes Na’vi dagger, Neytiri’s dagger, Na’vi braided dagger and the Na’vi curved dagger.
To be honest, I stepped off the SAW bus after the first movie, so I’m not sure what happened over the course of the next 800 sequels. Still, I know a cool-ass knife when I see one, and Jigsaw’s gauntlet definitely falls in that category. Just cock the blade and pull the trigger to send it shooting out from underneath your sleeve. Additional images are available after the break.
Embedding these unique knife and saucepan-shaped towel holders into your kitchen walls definitely adds an interesting and quasi-violent decorative touch to the room—like you and your partner engage in crazy knife vs. saucepan battles. The saucepan version is pictured after the break.
Actually, it is not so much “broken” as it is “pierced.” Either way, the presence of this knife block sends a clear message to a loved one about the consequences of being irresponsible with their feelings.
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I don’t know what scares me more—the fact that knives like these exist or the fact that they are cheap enough for just about any lunatic to purchase. At under $40, we can only hope that the blades go dull super fast. Additional versions available after the break.
