Kitchen Knife and Saucepan Towel Holders

Embedding these unique knife and saucepan-shaped towel holders into your kitchen walls definitely adds an interesting and quasi-violent decorative touch to the room—like you and your partner engage in crazy knife vs. saucepan battles. The saucepan version is pictured after the break.

Broken Heart Knife Block Sends a Message Loud and Clear

Actually, it is not so much “broken” as it is “pierced.” Either way, the presence of this knife block sends a clear message to a loved one about the consequences of being irresponsible with their feelings.
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Insane Wrist Knives are Scary Cheap

I don’t know what scares me more—the fact that knives like these exist or the fact that they are cheap enough for just about any lunatic to purchase. At under $40, we can only hope that the blades go dull super fast. Additional versions available after the break.