Mirage Lamp
Take 18 plates of glass and put part of a lamp design on each one. Stack them back to back and stick a light bulb in the middle and you have the Mirage Lamp. Looking at it straight on it looks like a typical 3D lamp, even emitting light like a normal lamp would. But [...]
Flower Lamps
Typical flowers look and smell nice, but they are short lived and not real useful. That is not so with the flower lamps. First of all, like silk flowers they will look just as good as the day you got them after years of use. Second, not only do they not require sunlight, they actually [...]
Tattoo Lamp
With a shade showing some tattoo art and a base that has the tattooist’s hand in action, it reminds me of an MC Escher drawing. An easy way to be a part of the tattoo culture of today without any of the pain that it entails. That tattooing tool looks like it would be [...]
Golf Bag Lamp with Umbrella Shade
A Golf Bag Lamp sounds like a cool idea. A Golf Bag Lamp that has a Golf Umbrella as a shade is just much cooler. The seller says they are not sure if it was ever actually used as a golf bag. So either that is a HUGE table it is on or the seller [...]
Tiffany Snail Lamp
Making a Tiffany’s Snail Lamp seems a bit silly, a high class snail? Of course eating a snail sounds pretty gross too, and yet many rich consider escargot a delicacy. Snails must have great PR people.
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Samurai Warrior Protects This Lamp With His Life
I don’t know what is so special about this lamp, but it looks as though this Samurai will stop at nothing to protect it. And the only solution for failure is ritualistic suicide (or seppuku).
Product Page ($57.75—OBO)
Sword Lamp: For Decoration or Use?
According to the product page, this sword lamp is “for decoration or use.” Is that to say that if you encountered an intruder, you could grab your lamp and skewer him with it?
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Sex In Progress Lamp: You’ve Been Warned
With Valentine’s Day just around the corner, picking up a Sex in progress light could prove useful—especially if you have a roommate. Unfortunately, a comparable product does not exist for the single guys out there—but when a “Masturbation in Progress” sign becomes available, you will be the first to know.
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Basketball Desk Lamp and Clock
Great gift for a young sports enthusiast. Closed up it is just a basketball. Open it up and you have a quartz alarm clock. Then extend the top half of the ball and you have a reading lamp.
If the alarm was either crowd noise or a quarter ending buzzer, this thing would have been a [...]
A-Go-Go Shirt Table Lamp
Who wouldn’t want a shirt lamp? It looks a whole lot better than all the crumpled laundry on your floor. At least this one might provide some diffuse light that could be pleasant. All your dirty laundry provides is a nasty smell.
Product Page ($47.99)
