
A bright sunny day may be the best weather you can hope for, but there is something to be said for the great feeling when the sun just begins to emerge after a lengthy period of cloudiness. This cloud wall lamp has the light bulb positioned so that it always appears that the sun is just breaking through. The gentle, diffuse light provided is perfect for any room you want to use as a peaceful getaway.
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No need to worry about the wind with this hurricane lamp. It plugs directly into a free USB port to illuminate a color-changing bulb. Of course, carrying around a laptop makes it a little more difficult to use while camping, investigating caves or whatever the hell people used to do with hurricane lamps.
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Let this Star Trek lamp welcome you to space, the final frontier any time you choose. A button on the base will turn the Star Trek theme song on, complete with the spoken prologue as the Enterprise on the base spins. The four color changing LED’s on the starship’s sensor array platform give it that look of a starship first being unveiled. Put it on your bedside table and talk like Captain Kirk to give your mate an experience they won’t forget.
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For Halloween decor or medical students, the middle head lamp is sure to meet all your bizarre lighting needs. If for some reason you don’t fancy the “tree growing in a man’s head” look, you can choose from a variety of other designs including Dracula and Frankenstein.
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No alien invasion here, just another lamp shaped like a UFO. You were just minding your own business, driving in your pickup down a deserted back road on your way home from a night out drinking when you saw it. I can see how you might get confused. You know, like that time you were camping and came across your friend Boyd going to the bathroom in the woods with his shirt off. You thought he was Bigfoot so you shot him in the ass. Remember that? Yeah, you can laugh about it now.
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The piggy bank shape of this lamp is very appropriate for its use of energy saving bulbs. The lamp pretty much demands that you use the fluorescent bulb since your average incandescent bulb would just look plain silly. Although, to be honest, it looks more like a giant tooth with some bizarre, curly growth sticking out of it.
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For all those who ever looked at a room in your house and thought “Damn, I wish I could have an incredibly expensive chandelier handmade made in England, influenced by Japanese art and reminiscent of Alfred Hitchcock’s “The Birds”… Tah-Dah!
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Don’t let this charming little flower lamp fool you. One click of the button on the bottom and the torch underneath with eliminate any monsters that may be lurking under your child’s bed or in their closet. When not in use as a weapon, the lamp can be turned on and off by pressing down on the flower. An additional image is available after the break.
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This is a perfect accessory for the reptile loving homeowner with a need for indirect lighting. Throw on a Barry White song and you will have the perfect setup that no one could refuse. I never would have guessed that a baritone and a tortoise could create should a wonderful mood.
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This cow-shaped reading lamp is cute, but it also teaches kids important lessons about money. Since it doubles as a bank, it teaches fiscal responsibility. And because the bulb inside will break if too many coins are inserted, it teaches kids that saving can only go so far. Nobody likes a tightwad.
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