Sword Lamp: For Decoration or Use?
According to the product page, this sword lamp is “for decoration or use.” Is that to say that if you encountered an intruder, you could grab your lamp and skewer him with it?
Product Page ($296.59)
Sex In Progress Lamp: You’ve Been Warned
With Valentine’s Day just around the corner, picking up a Sex in progress light could prove useful—especially if you have a roommate. Unfortunately, a comparable product does not exist for the single guys out there—but when a “Masturbation in Progress” sign becomes available, you will be the first to know.
Product Page ($24.95)
Basketball Desk Lamp and Clock
Great gift for a young sports enthusiast. Closed up it is just a basketball. Open it up and you have a quartz alarm clock. Then extend the top half of the ball and you have a reading lamp.
If the alarm was either crowd noise or a quarter ending buzzer, this thing would have been a [...]
A-Go-Go Shirt Table Lamp
Who wouldn’t want a shirt lamp? It looks a whole lot better than all the crumpled laundry on your floor. At least this one might provide some diffuse light that could be pleasant. All your dirty laundry provides is a nasty smell.
Product Page ($47.99)
Solar Corpse Light
The Solar Corpse Light is, without a doubt, the coolest outdoor lighting solution I have ever encountered. It’s the perfect gift for all the treehugging goths out there.
Product Page ( $69.98 )
Mini Moai Electra Lamp
Fill your home with a creepy green glow courtesy of the Mini Moai Electra Lamp.
“Radiant and captivating, the Electra Lamps will add a colorful glow to any space and will surely become the center of attention. The unique glow and design is created by electric charges, twirling and plunging inside glass globes filled with phosphorous [...]
Transparent Cat Light
Finally, a cat light with a silhouette of a fish skeleton in it’s stomach. Just what I’ve always wanted! Available in yellow, orange and white colors.
If cats aren’t your thing, you can also pick up a version for dog lovers.
Product Page ( £50.00 or $98 )
Alter Ego Lamps
Choose your lamp based on your personality. Do you want to show your devious side with the little devil? Or your party side with the sophisticated lush? If your mood changes on a daily basis, get one of each and let those around you know what they are in store for.
Product Page ($19.95)
Alien Baby Lamp
Immerse your room in the glow of an Alien Baby Lamp. Looking like a cocoon meant to bring the little fetus to term, you can add a bit of science fiction realism to your room. Play your cards right and Geraldo Rivera may do a special on a real live alien.
Product Page (Dutch) (€ 24.95, [...]
