Bathe in Rocky’s Neon Glow To Attain “The Eye of the Tiger”
Find the warrior that dwells within you by crowning your Rocky Balboa altar with this Rocky Philly Desktop neon Sculpture. As you bathe in the tacky red neon glow, close your eyes and meditate on what it is to be a true Italian Stallion. With practice, you can one day achieve Rocky Nirvana—otherwise known as [...]
Movie Camera Lamp Brings Hollywood to Your Desktop
The Movie Camera Lamp is for anyone that dreams of being in the movies, but finds themselves trapped in a cubicle behind a desk. Add the Hollywood Theater Desk Lamp and create your own desktop studio (pictured after the break).
Beer Mug Lamp With Hypnotic Pouring Action!
If you thought a good old fashioned beer mug lamp was as tacky as it could get—think again. This version definitely kicks it up a notch with a pouring effect and a wild claim that it can be used to “regulate the moisture of the room.” That doesn’t make a damn bit of sense, but [...]
Orange Juice Motion Lamp: Drink in the Ambiance
As if regular lava lamps were not bad enough, the orange juice, milk and ketchup versions take tackiness to a whole new level. If you don’t mind treading on a little uncharted interior design territory, you can grab one of these 16″ tall lamps to pimp out your pad.
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Lamponi Artistic Lamps
You have probably already seen the line of Lamponi Vespa Lamps, but Maurizio Lamponi Leopardi is no one trick pony. A few of the unique designs are pictured above. From the faucet design to the carburetor lamp to the Shell gas pump to the hair dryer, each is a unique interpretation of objects he [...]
Microphone Lamp
This microphone makes a great little lamp for lighting up small areas with a diffuse glow. But all I can think of is how you could amuse yourself while playing Rock Band. Just tell some drunken fool that the mic hanging from the ceiling is what they have to use for Rock Band. Watch them [...]
Mr. P Lamp
They couldn’t give this lamp guy some clothes? Of course they couldn’t, if he were wearing pants you wouldn’t be able to access the switch. If it takes you more than one guess as to where the switch is, you have not been reading this blog enough. I personally like him without the shade on.
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Joan of Arc Lamp: She Burned at the Stake, Now She Burns Up Your Home
Heroine, warrior, saint…lamp. Joan of Arc was all these things, and more. Each lamp features a highly detailed “weathered antique look” and measures an impressive 3.5-feet tall.
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Working Jackpot Lamp Shines A Light On Your Gambling Problem
A Working Slot Machine Lamp would be a fun accessory for any den or game room - just remember that gambling addiction is a serious problem. At first you just stick a few nickels in the lamp, but before you know it you’ve lost your house, your kids, and your wife is sleeping with your [...]
Lipstick Lamp: A Glowing Beacon Of Tackiness
When you twist the white base on this lamp, pink colored lipstick emerges and begins to glow. It’s the perfect lighting solution for any brothel or a backstage makeup table at a strip joint or drag show.
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