Working Jackpot Lamp Shines A Light On Your Gambling Problem
A Working Slot Machine Lamp would be a fun accessory for any den or game room - just remember that gambling addiction is a serious problem. At first you just stick a few nickels in the lamp, but before you know it you’ve lost your house, your kids, and your wife is sleeping with your [...]
Lipstick Lamp: A Glowing Beacon Of Tackiness
When you twist the white base on this lamp, pink colored lipstick emerges and begins to glow. It’s the perfect lighting solution for any brothel or a backstage makeup table at a strip joint or drag show.
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Dachshund Lamps
A low voltage lamp that has all the ingredients you want for a perfect home decoration. It is a wiener dog, it is plastic and it comes in six different colors. If you have a decent product, just make it shaped like a dachshund and double your sales.
Compare it to the Weiner Dog Accent Lamp.
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Cell Tower Lamps
These may be marketed as promotional items, but who wouldn’t want a cell tower sitting on their living room end table? Very realistic looking and made of steel with welded construction. Self supporting, guyed and single pole models available. The guyed version even has working, miniature turnbuckles.
The Equipment shelter and dishes complete the authentic look. [...]
Jellyfish Chandelier/Hanging Lamp
This is a very interesting jellyfish chandelier and looks very well made. And it would probably look right at home in the oceanfront house I plan to buy as soon as I have the money. But I can’t help but to wonder how many people out there have been searching for years to find just [...]
Pug With Velvet Bag Lamp: What The Hell Is Going On Here?
This Pug With Velvet Bag Lamp has got to be the most hideous piece of home decor I have ever stumbled across. Naturally, I was confused by it - and the product description didn’t offer much help.
“The pug piece has a touch of the macabre as well, with human hands (with painted nails) and humorous [...]
Rockin’ Frog Accent Lamp
Which one is weirder - this Rockin’ Frog Accent Lamp or the Wiener Dog Accent Lamp? You be the judge.
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The Dammed Lamp: Indoor Lighting For Sinners
This lamp has got it all folks - it’s unique, creepy, and cool looking. Whether you purchase it for it’s moral message, or you need something kitschy to decorate the room where you have sex with prostitutes, the Dammed Lamp has you covered.
“This lampshade appears as a hovering mass of ornaments, opulent and bombastic. when [...]
Wiener Dog Accent Lamp
If you dig lamps that are as bizarre as they are hideous, Lucky The Dachshund ( Wiener Dog ) Accent Lamp will definitely fit the bill.
“The textured amber glass torso of this happy pup glows while an inquisitive muzzle points up as if to ask what the next adventure will be. Antiqued brass finish on [...]
