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The real Bat Boy was recently spotted in the vicinity of the Capitol Building, but vanished before the authorities we able to apprehend him. It is believed that he is upset over proposed health care reform, so government officials should exercise caution when traveling alone.
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Those of use with discerning palettes won’t settle for anything but the highest quality meats – and what could be more high quality than a pound of grade A facial skin? This life-size bloody “peeled-off face” comes packaged in a styrofoam meat container for that added touch of authenticity.
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