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terrible-tombstone

Terrible Tombstones are a good way to let your neighbors know that you do not enjoy their pets using your yard as their personal restroom. You may not make many friends by putting this in your front lawn, but the point is well made. Plus, how many other ways could you find to use a tombstone as a lawn decoration?

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If your self esteem is so low that the lack of a peeping Tom brings you down, Bob the Neighbor Garden Peeker can remind you that there are still some people that are interested in looking at you. Creepy, old men. You may be better served just going down to a dive bar for some attention but this lawn decoration does double duty by creeping out your guests as well. the binoculars are an excellent touch.

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