Shamed, Your Garden Gnome Commits Hara-Kiri
Rather than live a life of shame as a lowly garden gnome, this proud little elf was forced to commit “hara-kiri,” or ritualistic suicide. And he did it with a smile on his face.
Sad.
Creepy.
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Bigfoot Spotted in Your Own Backyard!
There must be something cosmically special about your garden because it attracts aliens and mythical woodland creatures. Although, this particular “Bigfoot” is only 2-feet tall. But hey, a Tinyfoot is an even better photo op if you ask me. At any rate, keep that camera close at hand because the way things are going, you [...]
Alien Spaceship Lawn Figures: More Fun, Less Probing
With these Alien Spaceship Crash figures, you can have your own close encounter without those pesky anal probes or the inconvenience of Men in Black kicking in your door.
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