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All those fireflies you caught as a kid and wasted with your car grill as an adult have apparently had a significant impact on their population worldwide. So much so that Japan had to produce this terrarium just so they could be enjoyed on a regular basis. The bamboo cage comes complete with vegetation and three electric fireflies with LED ass-lighting action. The product measures 12.5cm x 15.5cm x 10cm, and includes 2AA batteries.
Product Page: ($82)
To the wealthy and refined, this is unique lighting on the cutting edge of functional contemporary art, and well worth the $4,320 price tag. To everyone else, it’s an image of what you’d get if a caterpillar had sex with a zipper in a pile of nuclear waste. This is how comic book characters are born, people.
Product Page: ($4,320)
Hahaha…what? An ox head that verbally tells you the time and temperature but also functions as an alarm clock and 4-LED headlamp with winking eye controls? Amazingly enough, this wonder product actually exists—and it’s cheap as hell to boot.
Product Page ($7.47)
There are countless options when it comes to tricking out your pool with lights, but the Kool-light-o-scope takes things a step further with spinning LEDs that “create continually changing patterns of light and color on the bottom and sides of your pool.” Basically it turns your pool into a wet disco and / or a giant drug-free trip.
Product Page ($35)
When you connect your MP3 player to Rocky The Monster, you get all sorts of action. The music plays out his two speaker ears, he rocks back and forth to the beat and his hair has LED’s that will change color. There is no guarantee that this speaker can do miracles like making the Jonas Brothers listenable though.
Product Page (£24.95, about $37.22)
With every sip, this LED skull straw will flash and scream—alerting you to the danger of high calorie soft drinks.
Product Page ($5 / 4/30 release)
Need some hands free lighting? How about pushing those boring conventional flashlights aside and lighting up your junk with three ultra bright LEDs and a tuft of pink pubes courtesy of this Playazon Merkin Flashlight? You can rename your genitals “Crotch Cousteau” and allow them to blaze an uncharted path from the bed to the bathroom without waking your partner. Plus you get a second set of forbidden fur in “Arctic White” for you older folk who want the carpet to match the drapes. Yup, crotch lighting is all about inclusion.
Product Page: ($45)
Continuing the long line of lights that are shaped like things, we bring you these wine glass light bulbs “stuffed with 20 warm white high intensity LED’s that should last a good 10 years”. That’s great news for the sophisticated drunk who wants to add a touch of class to their home bar. They’re described as “pretty much a standard wine glass size “, and measure 7.5″ x 2.7″. That’s about 3″ longer than a normal bulb, people. So, if your fixtures are mounted low, prepare for them to get in the way. But hey…they’re classy!
Product Page: ($120)
No, this isn’t a cigarette lighter that hangs from your cellphone, it’s actually just a LED flashlight. Why it is shaped like a pipe with a cigarette dangling from it is beyond me.
Product Page ($5)
This LED-powered finger lamp flashlights are like a lighthouse for your middle finger. Even when it is pitch black, people will know what the score is. An additional image is available after the break.
