Diva Leopard Lamp: Obviously Designed by a Guy

Since this is the only area of a woman you look at anyway, you might as well oggle these resin breasts and save yourself from all those slaps and drinks in the face.
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Rock’em Sock’em Kung Fu Panda

If you have never seen a panda kick ass, then you haven’t played this Rock’em Sock’em Kung Fu Panda game. Po and Tai Lung go paw to paw to paw to paw, because in this version they can kick as well as punch. That gives you twice the action of the old robots and also [...]