Get ready drug addicts and photoshop aficionados for the ultimate cool color experience. Once this floor lamp is turned on, it will cycle through every color of the rainbow, plus it comes with a remote control which allows you to change the colors according to your mood with the option of presetting up to eight or creating a permanent loop while keeping your lazy ass firmly planted on the couch. You can also individually adjust each color and pre-select your favorite shades. The lamp measures L 360 x P 360 x H 1900 (mm) and comes with a battery charger that can be used in the US or Japan.
Product Page: (1812.00 € or about $2,307)
Marylin Monroe is back in lamp form to lull you to sleep with her gummy bear-esque appearance and illuminated sacred sinuses filling the room with a divine orange glow.
Product Page: (78.00 €, or about $100)
No longer will you need to be incredibly high to ride a miniature white elephant or merely have one glowing in the corner of your bedroom. Someone has turned your acid trip into a tangible product with this 27.5″ x 9.8″ x 22.8″ molded elephant which is offered as either a decorative lamp or a place to rest your ass with a 20.5″ tall seat. So now you can kick the drugs and finally know what it’s like to take a urine test without fear.
Product Page: (€104 or about $130, add about $44 extra for light version)
Next time you face your crippling fear of the dark, back up the boogeyman killing power of light with the secure feeling of a submachine gun. This limited edition Uzi light is made from lacquered metal, has an illuminating tip and measures H18 x L17.5 x D5.25 in. Additional designs are pictured after the break.
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Powered off this light looks like your average plastic toy. But turn it on and you get an inside view of what is really going on. You can see the chambered round, the full clip and spring mechanism for firing. The one downside to this gun is that your rival will be able to see exactly how many rounds you have left. That could cause you some real problems.
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When you kiss your bachelor years goodbye or move back home with Mom and Dad to mooch after college ends, you may long for the days when you could throw your garbage on the floor and let leftovers rot on your kitchen counters for days. For you we offer the “Milk Gone Bad” light. This milk carton never goes in the fridge, and has a world of mold inside; just like old times. Even though it won’t replicate the smell and potential for disease, it might help ease the transition.
Product Page: ($65)
The Madge Light will provide gleaming retro goodness from a design that resembles a white glue container stuck in a plastic mug from the 1970′s. And to complete the feel of that wonderful decade, you can choose from colors that will make your light look like a green pepper or a tomato. This hanging light has a white ceramic cap, an 11′ cord with a switch and plug, and uses a 25W candelabra bulb.
Product Page: ($58)
The typical chandelier is not all that exciting and, frankly, a bit feminine. The Army Jeep Chandelier has a much more rugged look to it. It is the answer to what any bachelor should hang over his dining room table when not burdened by a woman with taste. On the other hand, it’s great for kids.
Product Page ($198)
The “@” symbol owes its current popularity to its use in every email sent. Before the advent of email the poor symbol was just another oddball character on a keyboard. Give the symbol its proper respect in your house by getting this Marquee Light that celebrates it.
Product Page ($178)
Your typical disposable lighter is designed very well for its intended purpose of lighting up various smoking products. Obviously someone felt that it was not designed quite well enough for the purpose of lighting other things on fire, like birthday candles. With the Pistolight you can just insert your disposable lighter into the pistol grip handle and it is now perfectly suited for lighting whatever you desire. And unlike the pistol shaped novelty lighters you can purchase, this one will not be mistaken for an actual gun.
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