Besides the obvious dangers of fire, this crab claw lighter looks like it would do some serious ball poking in your pocket.
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King Kong may be of no use to you, but this miniature version of his offspring will be useful whenever you need a nicotine fix. A quick squeeze on his head and he will breathe fire on demand. Which means this particular ape is better off in your pocket than the wild, because only you can prevent forest fires.
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For the first time you can get yourself the nuclear fuel cell that is embedded in every Terminator’s chest. This is the highest tech fuel cell you can buy today. You will find that it does not really provide you any power at all, but it will be handy for lighting a cigarette. I am not sure why Skynet built a lighter into their fuel cells, you would think a Terminator would know better than to smoke.
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Why would anyone make a keychain butane lighter shaped like a pot full of steamed buns? The answer can be found in a bigger, more important question: what’s up with Japan?
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No, this isn’t a cigarette lighter that hangs from your cellphone, it’s actually just a LED flashlight. Why it is shaped like a pipe with a cigarette dangling from it is beyond me.
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The biggest nuisance with a candle is that you always have to find some matches or a lighter to light it up. This candlestick requires none of that because the candlestick is a lighter itself. The goal of every product should be to make it simpler to use, and the fact that this one no longer requires any outside source of fire to get it going sounds like a move in the right direction.
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Your miniature machine gun would be cool enough if it didn’t have two additional and very useful functions. The scope that is used as a laser pointer and the blue jet torch that leaps from the barrel let you both point and smoke. All they need to add to make you super cool would be a little miniature holster.
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This lighter may do you absolutely no good giving that cute chick a light, but it will be perfect if she wants a little shot. And I emphasize little because this thing can’t hold more than an ounce or two. But it’s better than nothing.
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It’s a lighter on one side, a flashlight on the other and a pair of nunchuks through and through. A ninja has never been so ready to help others rather than assassinate them.
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Your typical disposable lighter is designed very well for its intended purpose of lighting up various smoking products. Obviously someone felt that it was not designed quite well enough for the purpose of lighting other things on fire, like birthday candles. With the Pistolight you can just insert your disposable lighter into the pistol grip handle and it is now perfectly suited for lighting whatever you desire. And unlike the pistol shaped novelty lighters you can purchase, this one will not be mistaken for an actual gun.
