The biggest nuisance with a candle is that you always have to find some matches or a lighter to light it up. This candlestick requires none of that because the candlestick is a lighter itself. The goal of every product should be to make it simpler to use, and the fact that this one no longer requires any outside source of fire to get it going sounds like a move in the right direction.
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Your miniature machine gun would be cool enough if it didn’t have two additional and very useful functions. The scope that is used as a laser pointer and the blue jet torch that leaps from the barrel let you both point and smoke. All they need to add to make you super cool would be a little miniature holster.
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This lighter may do you absolutely no good giving that cute chick a light, but it will be perfect if she wants a little shot. And I emphasize little because this thing can’t hold more than an ounce or two. But it’s better than nothing.
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It’s a lighter on one side, a flashlight on the other and a pair of nunchuks through and through. A ninja has never been so ready to help others rather than assassinate them.
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Your typical disposable lighter is designed very well for its intended purpose of lighting up various smoking products. Obviously someone felt that it was not designed quite well enough for the purpose of lighting other things on fire, like birthday candles. With the Pistolight you can just insert your disposable lighter into the pistol grip handle and it is now perfectly suited for lighting whatever you desire. And unlike the pistol shaped novelty lighters you can purchase, this one will not be mistaken for an actual gun.
Indeed, that you will get a camcorder, a gorgeous woman, LEDs and flames in this handy little device. Unfortunately, it only looks like a camcorder—but the LED flashlight, butane lighter and the hot chick in the display are the real deal. Additional images are available after the break.
Lighters come in all shapes and sizes, and many are designed to perform well under very specific conditions. But where can the drunken college student turn when he bets a bunch of his friends that he can light a fart? Is he going to have to take his chances on that bet with a standard issue gas station lighter? Not a chance. What he needs is a lighter with a flame optimized specifically for successful fart combustion. Besides, with more and more people quitting smoking, the companies behind these products need to investigate new sources of revenue. Fart lighting guys…I’m just throwing it out there. I don’t know if this product exists, but it should.
We’ve all heard warnings to keep batteries away from intense heat. Now you can show everyone how reckless you are by using a battery to produce intense heat and light up your next cigarette. The “Durasell” lighter is a novelty lighter that is designed to look like a C-type battery. Its windproof, produces a 2300 degree flame, and is refillable with normal butane gas. So pour on the class and impress onlookers by showing them that no smoke would be complete without a rich alkaline flavor.
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The Coughing Lighter is a great gadget to carry around to let others use. It looks innocuous enough, but as soon as they flip open the cover it will start coughing. Maybe that will get those people to stop smoking because, of course, you can quit whenever you choose.
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Having trouble quitting smoking? Every time you feel like having a cigarette, just give the smoke/quit lighter a toss and leave it up to chance. It will cut down on your overall consumption and it will make you feel less guilty when you do smoke. After all, the universe wanted you to have that cigarette.
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