Believe it or not, a mini motorcycle is hidden inside your standard lighter. To build one yourself, follow the instructions in the image after the break (it helps if you know Chinese).
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Lighters come in all shapes and sizes, and many are designed to perform well under very specific conditions. But where can the drunken college student turn when he bets a bunch of his friends that he can light a fart? Is he going to have to take his chances on that bet with a standard issue gas station lighter? Not a chance. What he needs is a lighter with a flame optimized specifically for successful fart combustion. Besides, with more and more people quitting smoking, the companies behind these products need to investigate new sources of revenue. Fart lighting guys…I’m just throwing it out there. I don’t know if this product exists, but it should.
Having trouble quitting smoking? Every time you feel like having a cigarette, just give the smoke/quit lighter a toss and leave it up to chance. It will cut down on your overall consumption and it will make you feel less guilty when you do smoke. After all, the universe wanted you to have that cigarette.
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I hear that Beijing has a serious problem with smog. That makes this ashtray shaped like the “Birds Nest” stadium less of a slap in the face and more like small scale pollution model. On a side note, that LED in the lighter looks bad ass if I do say so myself.
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In the flavor country constitution, the first amendment is the right to smoke anytime, anywhere. You also have the right to own guns—so long as you are smoking when you shoot them. This double barrel shotgun lighter can help you fulfill both of those requirements. Just pull the trigger and watch as a flame jumps out of each barrel.
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Won’t your business associates be just so impressed when you whip this Toilet Lighter out? Well, that may not go over so well, but it is a unique lighter that will get people checking you out in a normal social situation. Just flip the cover open depress the igniter and you have a windproof flame. You may as well light up in style if you choose to pollute your body with all that smoke.
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Louis Vuitton style and a handy lighter combined in one. The mini purse is cool enough on it’s own, but turn it on its side and light up whatever it is you are smoking. A beautiful combination of style, miniaturization and fire. If only it were a little less on the feminine side I would be all over this.
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