Oxygen Tank Lamp Will Be a Hit at the Nursing Home
Unfortunately, Grandpa won’t be able to take a hit off of this giant tank—it’s only for show. But as a unique lamp it certainly will strike up a conversation or two. Additional images are available after the break.
Cow Lamp: For The Sentimental Farmer
Bring home the excitement and romance of the cow pasture with this Richard Mulligan original. The branches are real and can even be customized with a heart carved into it with the initials of the owners. That, and the hand pierced leaves on the lamp shade, the cow and the bail of hay offers you [...]
Dead Lights: For That Warm and Intimate Ambiance
What better way to unwind after a long day at work than to curl up with a cup of tea, a good book, and a nice orange light cascading from the chest of the dead body in the corner of your living room? These “Dead Lights” provide that warm, soothing, relaxing glow that’s perfect for [...]
Wall Sconces That Bring the Theater Experience Home
Setting up a home theater? These wall sconces will add a touch of ambiance to the room—especially the “restroom” versions. I don’t think I need to tell you how good a couple of those would look flanking your living room couch.
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Indiana Jones Fertility Idol and Crystal Skull Room Lamps
Don’t get me wrong, I love the idea of lamps based on props from the Indiana Jones movies—but the fertility idol version is a bit unnerving. If by some miracle you actually manage to score with a woman in a room where a lamp like this is displayed, don’t be surprised if she comes knocking [...]
Bathe in Rocky’s Neon Glow To Attain “The Eye of the Tiger”
Find the warrior that dwells within you by crowning your Rocky Balboa altar with this Rocky Philly Desktop neon Sculpture. As you bathe in the tacky red neon glow, close your eyes and meditate on what it is to be a true Italian Stallion. With practice, you can one day achieve Rocky Nirvana—otherwise known as [...]
Flick the Switch for Sex
It would be great if turning the lights off in the bedroom always resulted in sex, but we all know that this switchplate is a tad unrealistic. If it truly represented real life, the off position would me marked with the word “cry.”
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Movie Camera Lamp Brings Hollywood to Your Desktop
The Movie Camera Lamp is for anyone that dreams of being in the movies, but finds themselves trapped in a cubicle behind a desk. Add the Hollywood Theater Desk Lamp and create your own desktop studio (pictured after the break).
Kids Bug Track Heads
Give your track lighting some personality with these Bug Track Heads. Instead of a sterile lighting system you can have a room full of bees (yellow body), fireflies (white body) or lady bugs (red body). The colored glass body will give the room a nice glow as well. Marketed as a child’s product it can [...]
Beer Mug Lamp With Hypnotic Pouring Action!
If you thought a good old fashioned beer mug lamp was as tacky as it could get—think again. This version definitely kicks it up a notch with a pouring effect and a wild claim that it can be used to “regulate the moisture of the room.” That doesn’t make a damn bit of sense, but [...]
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