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No need to worry about the wind with this hurricane lamp. It plugs directly into a free USB port to illuminate a color-changing bulb. Of course, carrying around a laptop makes it a little more difficult to use while camping, investigating caves or whatever the hell people used to do with hurricane lamps.
Product Page ($10)
Under most circumstances, hanging a flashlight from the ceiling would be about as ghetto as you could get with regard to interior lighting. However, these are made of porcelain so, all of a sudden, it’s avant garde.
Product Page ($42)
It’s called the Pumpkin Pal, but there is nothing friendly about stabbing your Jack O’ Lantern with a sword. On the other hand, it does light up, so it is safer than candles as a light source—and kids can pull it out of the pumpkin skull King Arthur style and use it as a safety light while trick-or-treating. Additional images are available after the break.
For Halloween decor or medical students, the middle head lamp is sure to meet all your bizarre lighting needs. If for some reason you don’t fancy the “tree growing in a man’s head” look, you can choose from a variety of other designs including Dracula and Frankenstein.
Product Page: ($39.99)
No alien invasion here, just another lamp shaped like a UFO. You were just minding your own business, driving in your pickup down a deserted back road on your way home from a night out drinking when you saw it. I can see how you might get confused. You know, like that time you were camping and came across your friend Boyd going to the bathroom in the woods with his shirt off. You thought he was Bigfoot so you shot him in the ass. Remember that? Yeah, you can laugh about it now.
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If I didn’t know better, this Pirate Ship Shade would make it seem like I was being attacked by the ghost ship in that old Garfield Halloween special. Video after the break.
For all those who ever looked at a room in your house and thought “Damn, I wish I could have an incredibly expensive chandelier handmade made in England, influenced by Japanese art and reminiscent of Alfred Hitchcock’s “The Birds”… Tah-Dah!
Product Page: ($2,500)
To the wealthy and refined, this is unique lighting on the cutting edge of functional contemporary art, and well worth the $4,320 price tag. To everyone else, it’s an image of what you’d get if a caterpillar had sex with a zipper in a pile of nuclear waste. This is how comic book characters are born, people.
Product Page: ($4,320)
Come bask in the glow of this global warming light and get a head start on world geography as it will appear after cow farts and man’s burning of fossil fuels turn the world’s glaciers into 200 extra feet of ocean water. But don’t get too confident, because if it all turns out to be a gigantic crock of shit you may find yourself standing in front of your teacher blaming Al Gore for your inability to recognize any coastal states.
Product Page: ($390)
Don’t let this charming little flower lamp fool you. One click of the button on the bottom and the torch underneath with eliminate any monsters that may be lurking under your child’s bed or in their closet. When not in use as a weapon, the lamp can be turned on and off by pressing down on the flower. An additional image is available after the break.
