Indiana Jones Fertility Idol and Crystal Skull Room Lamps
Don’t get me wrong, I love the idea of lamps based on props from the Indiana Jones movies—but the fertility idol version is a bit unnerving. If by some miracle you actually manage to score with a woman in a room where a lamp like this is displayed, don’t be surprised if she comes knocking [...]
Bathe in Rocky’s Neon Glow To Attain “The Eye of the Tiger”
Find the warrior that dwells within you by crowning your Rocky Balboa altar with this Rocky Philly Desktop neon Sculpture. As you bathe in the tacky red neon glow, close your eyes and meditate on what it is to be a true Italian Stallion. With practice, you can one day achieve Rocky Nirvana—otherwise known as [...]
Flick the Switch for Sex
It would be great if turning the lights off in the bedroom always resulted in sex, but we all know that this switchplate is a tad unrealistic. If it truly represented real life, the off position would me marked with the word “cry.”
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Movie Camera Lamp Brings Hollywood to Your Desktop
The Movie Camera Lamp is for anyone that dreams of being in the movies, but finds themselves trapped in a cubicle behind a desk. Add the Hollywood Theater Desk Lamp and create your own desktop studio (pictured after the break).
Kids Bug Track Heads
Give your track lighting some personality with these Bug Track Heads. Instead of a sterile lighting system you can have a room full of bees (yellow body), fireflies (white body) or lady bugs (red body). The colored glass body will give the room a nice glow as well. Marketed as a child’s product it can [...]
Beer Mug Lamp With Hypnotic Pouring Action!
If you thought a good old fashioned beer mug lamp was as tacky as it could get—think again. This version definitely kicks it up a notch with a pouring effect and a wild claim that it can be used to “regulate the moisture of the room.” That doesn’t make a damn bit of sense, but [...]
John Wayne Sensor Night Light: Real Men Are Afraid of the Dark
Don’t worry guys, you can trust this John Wayne Sensor night light to protect you from the ghosts, monsters, aliens…and Indians that hunt you in the dark. The sensor automatically detects when light levels are low and illuminates to display the phrase “a man’s got to do what a man’s got to do.” If there [...]
Mini Lantern Salt and Pepper Shakers: Spices and Ambiance All-in-One
The latest and greatest in salt and pepper shaker technology is here thanks to these Mini Lantern Salt and Pepper Shakers. Each shaker features three ultra-bright white LED bulbs that can be illuminated at the push of a button. These aren’t tiny at 6 3/4—inches tall, so plan on getting 8AAs to keep the [...]
Reveal Shadow Projector: Art and Ambient Lighting All-in-One
The limited first-edition Reveal Shadow Projector is the brainchild of designer Adam Frank, and it is designed to give the impression of “sunlight streaming through a window onto an interior wall.” The branches in the projected image also appear to sway in a light breeze. The projector itself can be placed on a shelf [...]
Oral Sex Head Light: Don’t Go Down Without It!
Yes indeed, someone has invented an ear mounted light specifically designed to illuminate the crotch during oral sex. Whomever is responsible for such a genius product, I’m not ashamed to admit that I would like to shake their hand (then spend the next two hours washing it.) Pair with the oral sex snorkel for [...]
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