
Someone is obviously really pissed at books. Whether the culprit is from the side of good or evil, it wouldn’t take a whole lot of effort for them to slide a lightsaber through the stack of books. On the plus side, it will keep all those books standing up nice and straight. The final version is not complete, but the unpainted prototype above gives you a good idea of what is in store for this set of Lightsaber Bookends.
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This USB powered Yoda will keep watch over your computer when you are not around. Whenever he detects motion the lightsaber will illuminate and he will utter a phrase to try to deter the intruder. While you may not fear anyone who is under 4 feet tall, you have to respect the lightsaber.
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With this lightsaber pen you are not just writing your memoirs, you are battling the dark side in order to get your story out. You shouldn’t use an instrument as fine as this to do anything other than work that will benefit the entire universe.
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Finding yourself a flashlight may not be the most exciting search. Not until you find this Lightsaber with Sound Effects. Every time you turn it on it will sound just like Luke breaking out his own lightsaber. After that you have a blue LED light that is similar to a lightsaber, just with an infinitely long blade. It usually doesn’t take too much to excite the Star Wars fanatics.
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