lip-balm

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Balls lip balm is here to give you the manly image you so desperately need… Unless itĀ happens to beĀ flavored like balls, then you have a whole new set of problems.

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Snapple Lip Juicers are about the coolest lip balm I have seen. I can’t believe I have not come across these before. They come in multiple flavors, but I would certainly be partial to the Fruit Punch. Forget the lip balm, I just want the mini bottles.

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Wash Away Your Sins Lip Balm

So let’s say that you are running from the police with guns and drugs in your car, a body in the trunk, and a kidnapped prostitute in the passenger seat. You’ve done some serious sinning my friend! Unfortunately, your situation means that you don’t really have the time to seek salvation. That’s where this Wash Away Your Sins Lip Balm can help. It’s cheap red wine flavor offers absolution for those on the go!

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