Kind of sucks that St. Patrick’s Day falls on a Wednesday, but that’s not going to stop many of us from going out tonight. So my question is: what will you be drinking?
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Did you see the movie Angels & Demons? If so, you probably know something about ambigrams (and crappy storylines). Basically, ambigrams are words that can be read as one or more words from a number of different angles. In this case, the shot glass reads “drink” when upright, and “drunk” when turned over. Too bad this didn’t turn over and say “projectile vomiting” last night. Am I right?
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Let your love of liquor have a three-way with your love of chess and your love of corporate themed home decor with this Jack Daniel’s chess set. Then prepare yourself for non-stop action when the Daniel family turns on each other in a drunken attempt to gain chess board supremacy.
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Heading to college with a bunch of notebooks is the norm. And I would have to say that having a notebook that contained a flask may be the norm as well. Not everyone will have as cool a combo as this one, but somewhere along the way notebooks and liquor will collide in everyone’s college career.
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Since NASCAR was founded by moonshine runners it makes total sense to celebrate one of its young stars with a liquor dispenser that looks like a still. This copper topped still will look right at home with all your other racing memorabilia. Only this one is a lot more fun when used for pouring yourself a stiff belt just like Junior himself would.
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It may look like a large pill bottle, but this unique container is actually a cocktail shaker. Either way, the medicine inside will cure what ails you. It may also have some nasty side effects as you can see in the gallery after the break.
A light bulb keychain is odd enough, but this goes above and beyond ordinary weirdness by doubling as a flask. Despite the subject, no bright ideas ever came from a combination of car keys and liquor.
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Pouring hooch into a Coke at your kid’s little league game was never more convenient (or more stylish) than it is with these disposable flasks. Use it a few times, then toss when you are ready for another color.
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What you usually end up with at a cocktail party is a bunch of drinks that look alike. You can’t tell the difference between a gin and tonic or a vodka tonic without sticking your nose in it or taking a sip. To make everything a bit easier these combination drink stirrers and ice cubes will let you know at a glance which liquor is in that glass (until the ice melts, that is).
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Ahh St. Patrick’s Day. A day where an Irish guy like me can drink and fight and call it “festive.” If you are going to party, you need to come prepared. The following drinking vessels may be weird—but they will certainly get the job done.
