I can’t think of a gift that would be more appreciated by a new husband than a way to have liquor handy at all times—that’s where this stylish Tuxedo Flask comes in. They both may think it was a nice keepsake when they open it at the wedding, but he will soon learn just how much he needs that liquor nearby.
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Drinking whiskey should be done with men who have mustaches and a criminal record. Otherwise you are just a poser. These guys have the “mug shots” to prove that they are real bad asses.
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A cowboy would have to love this horseshoe shaped flask. It’s petite size may make it a little feminine but I don’t think those tough westerners will be able to pass up anything that has a cowboy hat as a lid. Two ounces of liquor out on the range is better than no liquor at all.
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Writing can be stressful work. This nice little pen holds an ounce of liquor to ease your pain when writer’s block strikes you. Not only will you get the initial rush as the liquor warms your stomach, but after a few shots you will likely have some all new ideas to get you going again. They may be total gibberish when you proof read your writing the next day, but your immediate crisis will be over.
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When an emergency arises there is not much you can usually do about it. You can try, but that will usually end up in injury to yourself or others. Your best bet at that point would be to drink yourself into oblivion and this box will have your wine always at the ready. The exact definition of what constitutes an emergency is left totally up to you.
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Place this pump on your favorite spirit bottle, pull the gun from its holster and fire up a shot. Careful though—alcoholism is no laughing matter. One day you are enjoying the occasional drink with your friends and the next you are sitting alone in your living room chair, raising up the shots gun to your mouth with a quivering hand.
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Simply put, these hand-blown glass decanters from Two’s Company look awesome whether you use them year round or just around Halloween. The decanters come in three flavors: green (absinthe), red (hemlock), purple (arsenic). An additional image is available after the break.
Showing up as a guest with a bottle of wine in a pretty bag is polite. Showing up at that same party with a clear, waterproof bag full of ice and chilling that bottle of wine is beautiful. Typically I would not suggest chilling wine as much as possible, but the odds are that the wine you are bringing was not purchased off the top shelf, more like hidden behind the counter. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
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Getting your ass beat in chess by a precocious 10 year old can drive you to drink. Get a head start and play with the Jack Daniel’s Chess Set. The intricate pieces based on everything whiskey will bring some class to what is otherwise a chess set of debauchery.
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If you drink enough, you will see pink elephants at some point. So you may as well have a few around as decoration. This ceramic bottle pourer is from the 50′s and is part of a three piece set. Being collectible, you can buy it as an investment or just for the novelty.
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