Remember way back in the day when your sister had one of those diaries protected by a dinky rolling combination lock? The kind you could easily defeat with a pair of scissors or, I dunno…pulling on the cover really hard? Well, you can now have the same peace of mind that your iPad data is secure thanks to this case from newPCgadgets. Sure, it’s $45—but can you really put a price on a false sense of security?
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That one friend who always checks out what you have to eat or drink as soon as they show up can be pretty damn annoying. This fake Refrigerator Lock Up should look real enough to keep them out while you have easy access (the two shackles are actually magnets).
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You can conveniently lock up any equipment that this carabiner fits around and have access to it with a simple three digit combination. The seller does warn that these are not meant for actual climbing and I would take their word for it. Hanging 100 feet off the ground is no time to find out that your novelty carabiners are not quite as strong as you had hoped.
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The male chastity belt was an awe inspiring chunk of gleaming metal, but there is more than one way to skin a cat. If you want to go in a different direction with corralling your wandering genitalia then give this Male Chastity Kit a shot. It may not look like the most comfortable accessory you ever wore, but your junk has been bad and needs to be punished.
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Tired of those whiny kids grabbing your internet to satisfy their prurient interests? Lock down the networking with this lock jack. Anytime you want to be sure no one is using the network or phone, just lock it up. Be sure that key is hidden well or they will be back to their downloading and adware collecting ways.
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Have children, roommates or guests that you want to keep out of your alcohol? This Lock Stop works on most bottles so that there will still be something in it when you look to have a drink. This could make it the most useful item you have. Of course, forget that combination and it would be the worst gadget you own.
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