log

plaster-log

As if 1992 was knocking on your door, the “log” product featured on Ren & Stimpy is now a reality… sort of. Instead of being big, heavy and wood, this one is made of plaster, which will offer space age protection against the termite damage and dry rot that can so easily claim a conventional log. But most assuredly, this product will be just as useless as it’s cartoon counterpart.

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You want a labor saving device? Then how about a watering can that you can leave out in the yard. It’s log shape will look right at home with all the other yard waste that you haven’t quite found the time to clean up yet. In fact, it may look nicer than most of the other landscaping you have. For some reason plant care has a tendency to bring out some very odd products.

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