HAL 9000 Magnet: “I’m Sorry Dave. I’m Afraid I Can’t Let You Eat That”
Dave: Open the fridge door HAL.
HAL 9000: I’m sorry Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.
Dave: What’s the problem?
HAL: I think you know what the problem is. You’re fat Dave…and you disgust me. Can you see your penis Dave? Yeah…no more cake for you.
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Exotic Ladies Coasters: Retro Polaroid Perversion
Each coaster in this four-piece set features an exotic lady framed to look like a Polaroid shot. When you are done trying to impress your friends with girls you didn’t have sex with in the 60’s and 70’s, these coasters can be stuck on the fridge thanks to embedded magnets.
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Stuck Up Gum Magnets
These Stuck Up Gum Magnets are great for any age user, but I think the high schooler would be the prime market. They would love the look of these used gum shaped magnets for hanging things up in their locker. They would look good on your refrigerator, but that wouldn’t have quite the same effect. [...]
Schylling’s Hercules Magnet is Mayan and Muscular
Imagine the kind of fun kids could have with a gigantic red magnet shaped like some sort of big, red Mayan God.
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Naked Men in Oven Mitts Magnets: I Just Don’t Understand Women
Women find a bunch of ugly dudes wearing oven mitts attractive? Pubes in your soufflé is never cool folks.
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Condom Magnet Reminds You to Wrap It Up
Place this condom magnet on a fridge fully stocked with beer as a little reminder to wrap it up as you grow increasingly inebriated. After all, we don’t want a repeat of what happened with that drifter you met at the docks now do we?
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Drug Dealer Magnet Set for Aspiring Entrepreneurs
Imagine a life of running from the cops, overdoses, prostitutes, and prison. If you can dream it, you can live it. This magnet set will help you keep your eye on the prize.
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BBQ Some TP for Your Bunghole
I’m not entirely sure what is going on here, but from what I can gather you can separate the pig and use the rotisserie as a toilet paper holder. Still with me? Ok…the flame underneath will “cook” the pig and the tp with a glowing blue, yellow or red flame. Since the pig halves are [...]
Goodbye Kitty Magnets
If that whole Hello Kitty thing annoys the hell out of you, ( or you find cats to be the stuck-up bitches of the animal kingdom ) these Goodbye Kitty magnets may be right up your alley. Each set features five creative ways to kill that cute little kitty.
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