Looks like this elf won’t be able to sneak in and cobble shoes for you at night anymore, but he’s still willing to help. His limbs are detachable and magnetic, so his well dressed gams can hold your Shake n’ Bake coupons and entertain you with hours of Irish fridge jigs. A woman’s legs in dominatrix boots are pictured after the break.
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These plastic sausage link magnets will work their magic by displaying your fridge-worthy items as either a wiener chain or individual links. However, bear in mind that if you own a dog, you may be inadvertently targeting all of your fridgeables for destruction.
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Babemagnet and Dudemagnet are described as “animated pocket sculptures made of permanent’ magnets – the strongest magnets on earth. Their strength lasts virtually forever. They are useful, playful, wearable, educational and therapeutic.” Essentially, they are your personal “magnet friends” that can be used in a variety of ways. Hit the break for additional pics and a must-read press release with more details.
Which one of these magnets doesn’t belong? If you said the kid, sorry—that is incorrect. I met his mother once…huge bitch.
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Valentine’s Day means expressing your feelings, getting in touch with that sensitive little guy that’s buried deep down inside. You know—that voice inside your head that asks “I wonder what’s on Oxygen right now?” Hmmm, maybe it’s not a good idea to let him out. Women don’t want a wuss. I mean, do the guys in this magnet set look like they will be scoring on February 14th?
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The March 6th release date for the Watchmen movie is rapidly approaching, celebrate the release on a fridge or filing cabinet with these Watchmen magnet sets. Additional characters are available after the break.
If you hear Hollywood calling, you’d better pick up these refrigerator magnets and work on becoming desensitized to everything pictured on them, because when middle age strikes they will become your new best friends.
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Dave: Open the fridge door HAL.
HAL 9000: I’m sorry Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.
Dave: What’s the problem?
HAL: I think you know what the problem is. You’re fat Dave…and you disgust me. Can you see your penis Dave? Yeah…no more cake for you.
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Each coaster in this four-piece set features an exotic lady framed to look like a Polaroid shot. When you are done trying to impress your friends with girls you didn’t have sex with in the 60’s and 70’s, these coasters can be stuck on the fridge thanks to embedded magnets.
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These Stuck Up Gum Magnets are great for any age user, but I think the high schooler would be the prime market. They would love the look of these used gum shaped magnets for hanging things up in their locker. They would look good on your refrigerator, but that wouldn’t have quite the same effect. Now if you want to stick them to your uncle’s favorite Porsche for a little fun, that is probably the ideal use.
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