Kerry Callen created awesome animated versions of famous comic book covers from DC and Marvel, including Frank Miller‘s “The Dark Knight”, the cover of Spider-Man #33, the cover from the 9-issue arc “Demon in a Bottle” from 1979 and a Justice League cover entitled “Wheel of Misfortune”. Hit the jump to check them out.
There is no reason to feel that your manliness is diminished because you choose to burn a few tea lights around your house. Especially if that small amount of heat is what this candle holding guy needs to keep himself from freezing to death. Would have been even better if he was toasting s’mores.
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The small, white man that you can set on your dinner table will dispense the most used food seasoning: salt. If you are looking to add a little spice to your meal, then you will have to take your chances with what comes out of his pants, though it had better be pepper.
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Without even reading your business card, people will get the sense that you are a force to be reckoned with. Either that, or you have a thing for muscular 1920s strongmen.
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Happy Man is very excited to open any bottle for you. You might think that smile would turn into a frown as you use his appendage to rip the cap off a bottle, but there is no change in expression at all. One caveat to keep women from being disillusioned: the happy man’s features are not to scale.
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Described as having “substantial physical assets”, in addition to being ”good-natured”, “at your service” and “giant”, this man bookshelf seems to have everything a woman is looking for. Without a mouth you know he’s a good listener, he’ll gladly watch soaps with you and he’ll hold your purse, knick knacks and cookbooks without a single complaint. When you really break it down, if it weren’t for sperm and our ability to earn a paycheck this bastard would probably have us all out on our asses.
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If you have trouble with your honey-do list then you need to add this device to your game plan. Make it simple. Tell the wife that you will do two chores a day as long as they are limited by a timer. The bonus is that your timer can empty that sand in about 3 seconds. If that seems like a bit much then just cut it down to one timed chore per day.
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